Christmas Blackmail
Can you believe it’s almost Christmas? It’s such a busy and exciting time. I had enough money to finish my shopping early because my neighbor had secrets he didn’t want me to tell.
You see, last year daddy bought me a telescope. He knew I loved to spy on our neighbors, and daddy loved it too. What fun secrets could we learn?
Mrs. Marks has a lot of different men over to visit. Mommy called her a slut, but daddy really likes her.
Mr. Timmons never seems to have a date with a girl. Giggles, but he does have dates with men.
Ms. Ren the Algebra teacher really loves to entertain pretty ladies.
My most fun neighbor is Mr. Blank. No, I can’t tell you his last name as he paid for my silence. He must have a lot of nieces or something like that. He has a lot of pretty little girls, just like me that are always in his house. They always leave smiling. I wonder if he has fun presents?
Don’t you think it’s time I took over a Christmas card to see what all the fuss is about?
Written By: Katie
