Do It For Me
Summer left with a sad whimper, but maybe if you’re lucky, your Fall will begin epically.
When you and your friends get together, don’t you want to tell them stories to make them so envious? You do understand you’ll need my services for something such as that.
You’re just so clueless and have no idea how to read the signs. See the tiny thing walking alone with her head down? She very much needs attention and any form of it will do. Get my drift?
See the two pretty blondes laughing and teasing? They’re looking to try some drugs to rebel against their parents. Offer them some at your house. Invite some of your buddies and fuck the little cunts up.
Do you know what the real present is? The special secret your friends will love? The woman who cleans your house, she has a daughter, doesn’t she? Tell her she doesn’t need to pay for daycare, her daughter can just hang here while she cleans. How cute is she in her pink shorts and pink socks with lace?
Now, you know what to do, don’t you? Make mommy an offer she couldn’t possibly say “no” to.
Written By: Poison Ivy
