Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

          I went out clubbing last night. I wasn’t sure what I was looking for. Some drinks, dancing, and who knows. I’ve been going to a certain club since I was barely a teen. The older people would put a straw to my mouth and tell me to suck. That wasn’t all I sucked, but I digress as this is about something else. 

I was flirting with a super sexy guy. Long silky hair, tall, muscled, and a great dancer. After some dancing and some more drinks, we went to the patio for some privacy. We kissed and fuck did he know how to kiss. 

Then he made the mistake of opening his mouth for something besides kissing. He began to brag about the size of his cock. I quickly unzipped his pants. What the fuck? Nothing but a huge disappointment. Trust me, my disappointment was the only huge thing. 

            That is when the night becomes a blur. I left him sitting there with pants wide open. I had a few shots of Absinthe with the bartender.

Then…..I have no idea except I woke up in a strange room. In bed next to me was, well it was someone. Their back was to me. Male, female, trans, who the fuck knows?

I quietly got out of their bed and went to other side to look. What the fuck did I do last night?

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