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I Love Fucking Your Husband

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Every now and then I get women calling me either for phone sex or a concerned callers wife because he can’t keep his shit discreet. Here’s a shocker: some of my callers tell me their wives know about me and they like reading my blogs (when I actually do blog).

So for all the lonely, unattractive housewife’s out there that are wondering why your husband doesn’t want to fuck you as much, this is for you!

I love when your husband worships my big tits, he always tells me how much bigger and firmer they are compared to yours. He also loves the fact that he can fuck my ass anytime he wants. You always say no when he mentions it to you but when he asks me, my pussy gushes for the anticipation to butt fuck me.

I’m no homewrecker but I do love my men satisfied and if you’re not getting the job done at home, my holes are always there for him.

I’m a tell it like it is kinda girl. So ladies, if it bothers you, maybe you need to do something about it; or not because I really enjoy making married cock cum. And, who better to do it than… Yours Truly!

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

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Birthday Cock

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Everyone knows I am a size queen. Bigger is always better! 

For my birthday you want to give me a full night of passion and you know there’s no way for you to give it to me, so you make the decision to bring me a special gift.

When I walk in the door from a long day of shopping, you bring me a glass of wine, kiss my neck, and tell me I look amazing.

You ask me to sit on the sofa and close my eyes. When I open them, I see the best gift any girl could ask for. A hot well hung naked man for me.

You ask me to finish my wine then undress and walk up to your bedroom. The sex I have with my new hung hunk is by far the best I had in a long time. As I am getting my pussy pounded by a real cock, you just sit in a chair next to the bed watching my face and playing with my long, blonde hair.

You tell him to cum in me. After he’s done and I look happy, you thank him. Now you have me to yourself. You kiss up my legs and sniff my used, dripping pussy. I told you that a great birthday gift would be for you to lick and suck all of his cum out of me.

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Armchair Cocksucker

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That’s right, I said it. Now what are you going to do about it? All you do is obsess  over cocks. Every single time we talk I have to hear about size, length and girth. Don’t get it twisted, I love talking about cocks all day long. My questions is when are you actually going to rip the band-aid off and do it. 

 Every time we watch guy on guy porn together, you wish it could be you sucking the guy off with that big mushroom head and the huge hanging balls. I get it, I would want that as well, but the difference between you and me is, I go after what I want. I see a big dick, I get it.

I’m well aware it’s a different situation for guys but I have told you many times where and how to get it. I even given you my best Memphis cock sucking lessons. You have to understand, I want this for you just as bad as you want it. You will never turn back after your first load of warm cum hitting your mouth.

I don’t want to hear any more excuses. I’ll be with you every step of the way. Today is the day you stop being an armchair cocksucker and make me proud!

 

 

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Actions Speak Louder Than Words

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Admit it, you love big cocks just as much as I do; if that’s even possible!!!! Every time you see me with a huge dick in my mouth, some sort of jealously takes over. Your cock stiffens when you see your beautiful queen stuffed with a big one and you wish so badly it was you!

Look at my lips, baby! You see how they’re stretched to meet the thickness of this well hung fella? It could be your lips!  I am so sick of you saying your fantasy is sucking a huge cock. It’s great to talk about it but this is a new year, I want to see your cock sucking lips in action!

I know you might be a little nervous for your first cock sucking session but I’m here to guide you. You will defiantly learn from the best. Wither it’s a enormous, thick black dong or 9 inch white boy, you’ll be a fucking, sucking pro!!

Soooooo cocks sluts- less talking and more sucking.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

 

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Cure The Craving with Memphis

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I’ve seen the way you stare at those huge cocks when we watch porn together. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. you can say you’re watching the girl in those movies, but you can’t fool me. I’ve seen your mouth practically water looking at those monster dicks. You can keep denying it, or you can let me cure that craving.

I know you don’t know how to suck cock, but I’ll be happy to teach you. I’ll pick out the perfect guy to break your throat in. Of course, I have a huge contact list on my phone and no guy is under 8 inches. If you’re going to go for it, you really need to go big.

Once I have the perfect well hung stud, you will drop to your knees and open really wide. I’ll show you just how to take that dick like a good little sissy cock whore. You just leave your head in my hands and I’ll make sure you take it nice and deep. You’ll take it all the way if I have to force your head down on that cock.

Look at you touching your hard-on through your pants, someone is excited. I have a feeling you’re going to be a natural.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

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Mirror, Mirror

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the slutest of them all?

YOU ARE!

It used to be that I was the mega slut but now that you’ve been trained by the best, you now take the title. Let’s get you all dressed up from head to toe so you can take a bow.

I came up with a wonderful way of how you can thank me. I know you graduated from the dildo in your mouth then to your ass. Before long, you finally got up enough courage to answer a Craigs list ad and sucked your first cock. It was a proud moment for both of us.

So how can we take this to the next level? You and I know you’re  ready and I have no doubt you can handle this task.

The best way of thanking me is to have your first gang-bang. Now, before you panic; I’m not suggesting 100+ guys! I was thinking maybe 15-20. I know this is something we’ll both enjoy. Nothing would make me happier and prouder than to see my little slut dripped in cum. Don’t worry, I’ll be there cheering you on while your holes are being stretched and violated by huge cocks. I hope you’re excited as I am.

The One and Only, ~M.M.~

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You Need a PHD To Be With Me!

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All my men need to have a PHD! No, not what you’re thinking; although having a hot Doctor wouldn’t be a bad thing.
 
PHD = Pretty Huge Dick! You know I am a size queen and I have no qualms to tell you to your face that you’re worthless to me. Big dicks are not for every girl but my pussy needs a big one to stuff and fill it.
 
I had one small cock when I was younger and I knew I never wanted to feel a pencil dick again. Actually, to be quite honest, there wasn’t anything to feel because I barely knew he was in me. Sad and fucking pathetic. I have a beautiful pussy; looks and tastes amazing so why would I want a average cock? Nope- not gonna happen.
 
I always like to find bigger and better. Will I ever be happy with one cock for the rest of my life? Doubtful.
 
The One and Only,
 
~M.M.~
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Titty Fuck For a Buck

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A recipe for an awesome titty fuck is to have a great set of tits. I’ve gotten many men off with my skillful jugs. I love milking cocks into a hot orgasms all over my tits. I’m not the type to let a sticky load go to waste. Oh no….. Memphis loves cum and I just lift my tits to my tongue and suck it off.

Many years ago, I dated a guy who was into Nascar. We spent the weekend camping and crazy things go on at night at the races, lol! I never realized how these fans like to party, It was like a whole other world, and I was digging it.

Men were wearing signs for free breasts exams, women were giving out blowjobs and I saw lots of swingers hooking up. Me being Memphis had to do something as well, and my boyfriend at the time, was open to anything. So, after 5 Bud lights, I borrowed some cardboard from our neighbor campers and made a sign that said ” TITTY FUCK 4 a BUCK!” I had a line around the camping grounds. I made enough to get a hotel room for the next night because I realized how much I hate sleeping in a fucking tent!

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Big Tits Ride Big Cocks

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A very long time ago, I made the awful mistake and fucked a small dick.

I was on summer vacation in South Beach with some friends. I have no problem attracting men but this one particular guy, I actually went up to him and started flirting. He was so effing hot in every way possible. We hung out all day and I knew I was fucking this hot stud at the end of the night.

I was pretty naive back then to think all hot guys have big cocks. When the time came at the end of the night, he pulled down his shorts and I wanted to throw up in my mouth. I felt bad so I still got on my knees at gave him a blow job. I should of got an Academy award for my performance. I acted like his cock was the best thing I’ve ever had. When I finished blowing his pencil dick, I got on top of him. I barely felt him inside my pussy. Suddenly, he didn’t seem so hot to me anymore and then I realized no matter how hard I was riding him, my big tits weren’t bouncing. Having my big breasts bouncing while I’m fucking is such a turn on for me.

Needless to say, I never made that mistake again no matter how hot the guy is. I’m totally convinced that when you have huge, magnificent tits like mine, you have to ride big cocks.

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Santa Please Bring Me Big Cocks!

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I’ve made Santa’s naughty list yet again but if he could find it within himself to get a few BIG COCKS for Christmas, I would be forever grateful. That is my only wish and I want it so, so, so bad! I am so sick of little white boy peckers. I want something stretching my pussy, more than it’s ever been stretched before (if that’s even possible.) I really don’t understand how any girl could fuck a dick less than 8 inches?? Very unsatisfying if you ask me.
Even when I was a little Memphis, I liked challenges. I never turn down a dare and always wanted something bigger and better. Not just with cocks but with everything in life. I just always have been a sexual person. I remember when I was in my very early teens at a sleep over, all my friends went to bed and I was up on a search to find something to shove in my young pussy. I ended up rubbing my clit up against a lava lamp because it was too big to fit in me at the time. I don’t know if that’s hot or pathetic but I don’t care when it comes to pleasuring my holes.
Hopefully, I get something that will be massive with a big, red bow on it when I wake up Christmas morning. Come on Santa…. which elf do I have to fuck to make this size queen happy????
 
The One and Only,
Memphis
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Small Dicks Wanted

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Wait….what did she just say? Small dicks wanted?

You know Memphis is a total size queen, so don’t let that little prick get too excited.

Here’s the deal- when I’m in a funk, I need a small dick to make me laugh. It’s a guarantee every time to put a smile on my face. I think: thank fucking god I’m not the poor wife/girlfriend that has that pencil dick for the rest of my life.

I have had guys who are interested in me and we start sexting and he sends over a dick pic to me. If I have to enlarge the pic to see it, there’s a problem! I get such a good laugh to think this poor fucker thinks he has a chance with me.

I send his pathetic pic to my friends in a group chat and we are all dying laughing. I feel guilty keeping something so funny all to myself.

If you want to be humiliated by the Queen, go ahead and send me your dick and I’ll see how you measure up.

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Where The Fuck You Gonna Cum?

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memphisI get asked this very question all the time. “Where you want it, baby?”

Where do you think Memphis wants it? It’s no secret by looking at my picture. I love a nice, warm facial.

Ever see those porn girls on their knees, waiting for a hot, big load? Only to see them act annoyed that they got cum in their eye and seem totally grossed out by it. Hate those fucking girls.

Cum hungry sluts like me can’t wait to feel every last drop all over my face, chin and dripping off onto my big tits. I never waste a single drop.

I get told all the time that their wife doesn’t swallow. So fucking sad. What a waste of a perfectly good blow job. You know the perfect girl to get the “job” done right. Men don’t call me the “Blow Job Queen” for nothing. 

The Only and Only, 

~M.M.~

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