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 When you have a very small dick, I’m defiantly going to tease you by telling you about every guy that I fuck with a very large cock. I share every detail of how big he is and how fantastic it feels to have my pussy filled by such a monstrous cock.

I ask how big you are? I know you’re small, but I make you tell me anyway. I want to hear that you’re only a few inches so I can laugh and tease you. I giggle and tell you that size doesn’t matter, but we both know that I’m lying my ass off.

I tell you that you could fit perfectly into my little pink panties. You would look absolutely adorable in them.  I make you try them on and it’s just so hard not to laugh at you!

Written By: Bree

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Do you know what I love?

Money and Big Cocks!

It’s very rare to find a man that has both. I fuck two different types of guys in two different ways.

First, there’s the guys I money fuck. That’s basically YOU! You’re pathetic, you have a small cock, and you don’t deserve to have the money in your wallet. That’s why you need me, because I spend it for you. I take it because you aren’t worthy enough to have it. 

The other guys that I fuck are the ones with big cocks, they know how to use what they were blessed with. They make me cum over and over, something you’ll never get to experience. 

Call me if you have a big cock and you know how to use, or if you have fat wallet and don’t know how to spend it.

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Written By: Phoenix

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                        Reunions of any sort can be just so dull. Big yawns all around. If I wanted to see any of those losers, I would have kept in touch. Whatever.

                            I moved back when I inherited my grandmother’s home. Knowing the event was so close to my home, I thought it would at least be good for a laugh. Would they even recognize me? I was a bit of a computer nerd/goth back then, and maybe a slight bit overweight. How times have changed. 

I won’t bore you with the details of the event, as it was. Let’s skip to the part of the night where I get the guy that was the football team captain in my home and drugged.

He wakes up in lovely pink satin lingerie. Isn’t he just adorable! I bring over a hand mirror to show him how perfectly made up he is. He tried to talk, but I shoved a ball gag in his mouth. He tried to get out of the restraints, but I suggested he save his energy for later. He will certainly need it. 

  My male friends begin to arrive. A few of them had terrible memories of him as well. The funny thing is, as much as he protested, his poor excuse for a cock was hard, and twitching, 

Let the games begin! 

Written By: Lady Rayne

Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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I have little sissy that has a small penis. He’s over 6 feet tall, so that makes his little dick appear even smaller.

He begs me to stop, but the teasing and the humiliation is good for his soul. I remind him that he’s unable to bring any woman to that feeling of ecstasy when a real man fully pleasures her with his huge cock. He must entertain in other ways to bring me any kind of pleasure.

I don’t let him watch football on the weekends. I order him to come to my apartment on Sunday afternoons for all-girl parties. He worships and obeys with every word I breathe. Sometimes before the party, I make him stand naked in front of my big apartment window for all the neighbors to see. I love to see everyone’s reaction to his small, pathetic pencil dick. 

For the party, I dress him in cute little pink panties and white stockings. He blushes and giggles in embarrassment as I dominate his sissy ass in front of my beautiful friends. They find him so freaking hilarious.

Written By: Isabelle

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I was at a party with my bestie and a few other friends. It seems like whenever a bunch of guys hang out they want to talk trash about their dick size. One of the guys decided to whip their cock out and started to brag about it. Not only was he drunk off his ass, but let’s be honest, it was a shriveled up worm dick. I’ve seen a lot of cocks but this one was hilarious. I’m not sure how he even gets laid. Anyone who comes across this little dick loser should be busting out in laughter.

I’ll tell you exactly what I would do with this guy. I would transform him into my cum guzzling slut before he could possibly process any other thoughts. My bestfriend and I are going have a lot of fun with him.

When he’s had enough cum dripping out of his mouth, I’ll spread his virgin ass cheeks apart and let him take my  very well hung cock in his tight ass. I’ll guide him if he needs it but I have a feeling this pathetic loser has been wanting a cock filling his holes for some time now.

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Written By: Princess Paris

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Why don’t you pull down your pants and show me what you’re really working with down there.

Now, you call that a cock???

It’s actually really disappointing, you should be ashamed. Let me ask you, how do you plan on pleasing a beautiful woman like me with a penis that size? It’s not even close to average. A girl like me needs a big, fat cock to fill me up. Did you think I would actually give you the time of day?

Fucking your tiny pin dick would be the most unsatisfying fuck ever.

Written By: Makaylah

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You make me laugh, but you make all the girls laugh at you. You are cute, but you have such a tiny dick. You get turned on by humiliation. You place yourself in situations where beautiful women tease you and laugh at you. You like ladies catching you masturbating. How can they do anything but laugh? Gorgeous women attract guys with big cocks, real men. You are so super tiny that you bring out my wicked sense of humor.

You take pictures of your little dick, and I share them with my girlfriends who need a good laugh at the end of a stressful day. I make you order panties and sex toys. I wonder what your mail lady thinks of you when she delivers packages from Luscious Lingerie and Adam and Eve. She knows that you live alone and she has caught you masturbating through the window. Yeah, I made you do that. I made you open your curtains, sit on the sofa next door. As she walked on the porch to deliver your mail, she saw you playing with your little tiny dick. It would be dishonest to use the word “stroking.” You don’t have enough dick to stroke. Ha ha. She probably went to the bar that night and told all her girlfriends about the tiny dick guy on her route that masturbates like crazy, orders panties, and sex toys. You are extremely embarrassed, but you are also turned on, my little dick wonderboy.

I make you wear your panties. Pose pretty and send me selfies, I need a good laugh today. Now actually, degrade yourself. Piss in your new panties and take another selfie. Stand there and think about how embarrassed you are. You make me laugh! Now smack your balls. Hit them harder. Do it now. I want to hear it. Wow, your little dick got harder. Put ice cubes all over your balls and cock, I want you soft again.

Your cock is so tiny soft. Almost nothing there at all. I tease you and I threaten to fly you to my place and turn you into my most devoted and loyal houseboy. You find that exciting but it was meant to be punishment. You love the idea of worshipping me and entertaining my girlfriends by making them laugh at your little cock and your panties. You send me pics of you doing housework in your bra and panties. Oh my, these are best pics yet. I didn’t even ask for these pics, but you are such an exhibitionist that you sent them. You make me laugh. The harder I laugh at you, the harder your cock gets.

I think I will just keep edging you, but I am not going to let you cum. Just tease and denial is all you get from me.

 

Written By: Mistress KoKo

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HA HA!

Yeah right, I don’t want any small dicks in my pussy, but I do love small penis humiliation calls. I love when small dick losers call me and I get to laugh at them.

I used to feel sorry for your pathetic excuse of a penis, now I just love to tease you about it. I love to let you know what I really think. I’ve seen clits bigger than some of the cocks I’ve seen!

I love it when guys email pics of their little cocks. I send it in a group text to my girlfriends and I laugh my ass off at their responses.

  Do you got a small one? I want to see it! I’m in the mood to laugh and ridicule your small nub between your legs.

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Written By: Princess Paris

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I got a call from one of my sissy boy’s this morning. It’s always a great laugh to start my day. He’s one of my favorite sissy’s to tease and taunt. He has a little baby dick so there’s nothing he can do to please me.

The first time we talked, he emailed me a picture. His little pencil dick was the size of a tootsie roll! I laughed in his ear for 5 minutes straight!

Today I told him to put on a pair of pink panties. This made him feel so pretty. I forced his head onto my strap-on until he gagged. I pushed him down onto his bitch knees and fucked his pansy asshole. I defiantly wore that little hole of his out.

I pulled out my strap-on from his ass and shoved it deep into his mouth, forcing him to suck clean all of his ass juices. I used and abused his holes. I do believe that little dick losers are so much fun to fuck.

I will be spending my day sipping wine and having fun laughing at pathetic fucks like you. It will make for great stories to tell to all my friends tonight when I go out!

Written By: Phoenix

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You know you love it. No, not fucking me. You know your tiny cock isn’t allowed anywhere near me. You love cleaning all the cum out of my gaping holes. You know I only let real men fuck me.

What the fuck were you thinking? Get those crazy ideas out of your head. Just consider yourself lucky that I let you watch. You just stand there in the spot that I have designated for you and stroke your little dick while these big black studs fuck me. You’ve proven to be quite the little cum guzzler, so I made sure that my pussy would be nice and sloppy for you. 4 big black cocks will produce a lot of cum for you to eat up, you fucking sissy.

I know it makes your tiny cock twitch to watch them turn me into a little whore right in front of you. The one time you tried to fuck me, that was not the reaction you got was it? Hahahaha! Of course not! That inch worm in your pants couldn’t do the job. So now you’re my cum slave. I know at first you would willingly clean it all up just to be near my pussy, but now I think it’s more. You’ve turned into a full fledged jizz junkie and you’re addicted.

When you see my freshly fucked holes, your mouth starts to water because you know those cream pies are all yours. I don’t even have to command you to clean me anymore. You’re down there ready to catch every drop.

It’s your lucky day. I snuck a gang bang in on you. I’ll have cum from head to toe, inside and outside. Get ready for a feast. I bet you’re mouth is watering already.

Written By: Bambi

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My boyfriend just sat there in the room, watching me fuck his best friend. He loved it hearing me beg another man for his huge cock.

To make things a little more interesting, I made sure to scream and moan over and over to insure my boyfriends little cock had some measure of pleasure.

He is such a loser. He has got tons of money but that’s all he can offer. He loves to watch his sultry, sluty girlfriend getting fucked deeply by his bestfriend of 10 years! 

I only crave big, thick cocks and he knows that his baby dick will never satisfy me. Knowing that I have complete control over him, makes my pussy cream all over his friends dick.

When my pussy is filled completely with his cum, only then he is allowed to lick me clean. Come on my little bitch boy, you can have all the leftovers!

Written By: Bambi

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There you are, you wimp. You’ve been staring at me and my pics for awhile now and your cock is hard, but pathetic.

Get out that ruler. Look at that poor excuse for a cock. It’s barely 4 inches and you’re rock hard. You look so proud of yourself but in reality it’s pathetic.

With a wimpy small excuse for a cock you’re lucky I’m even speaking to you. I’m a Goddess who deserves a cock that will satisfy me, not a tiny pencil. If you get to be with me at all, it will be simply for my satisfaction.

Worship my big tits, cupping them and sucking my nipples. Once you’re through with that, you will get down and eat my pussy until I squirt. That’s all a small dick man like you will ever be good for.

You sit and there in hopes that your small penis will suddenly get thicker and bigger. Face it bitch, that’s as big as your cock will get, and that’s just not enough for me. The best you can hope for is watching as I find a big, strong man who can really satisfy me.

Keep begging, it won’t help but I find it flattering that you’ll jerk off your small cock as you moan and beg for my beautiful body. Your tiny penis fits between my fingers, and it’s so funny!

Just accept your place in the world and know that I expect a big, thick cock to satisfy me. You’re nothing more than a good laugh.

Written By: Phoenix

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My pussy is too good for that tiny little thing you like to call a dick. You may not think that it’s little, but it is. Other girls may have said they were satisfied with it but they were lying. It’s so sad that you were born with something so tiny and pathetic. It’s hard for me not to laugh at it. Small dicks are just so funny! 

You’ve known you whole life that you weren’t measuring up but now you would like some confirmation. When you call your Baby Britt for Small Penis Humiliation,  you’ll always get the harsh reality. I won’t spare your feelings and I won’t sugar coat anything. 

I am the one that will humiliate you just the way you need.

Written By: Baby Britt

I see you there, watching a porno, looking at my pictures and jerking off that pathetically small excuse for a cock. Porn is the only way you see any action isn’t it? That small prick of yours surely cannot satisfy a hot MILF like me. There’s hardly any meat there to play with.

If you’re married then your wife just wants your money because she sure isn’t getting what she needs from you. You and I both know that she cheats on you with big cocks that stuff her holes. After she gets fucked properly by a real man, she is now happy. She’s finally able to feel a real cock inside her, filing her up. 

 Aren’t you ashamed of yourself that you aren’t the one pleasuring her? Call me and I will tell you exactly what I think of you.

Written By: Shay

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     I met a super hot man yesterday at the Jimmy Choo boutique. I was buying some new boots to get ready for a Halloween Ball.  You can never plan too soon. He helped me pick out several to try on. They didn’t have my size in the ones I wanted and after little to no persuasion he agreed to drop them off at my home. In return, I promised nothing in return.

The boots fit perfect, and they were just my size. 

We talked a bit, drank some wine. The more we talked, the hotter he was becoming to me. I do love a handsome and intelligent man.  Clothes came off and we headed to my bedroom. Fuck, he was good looking. Perfect muscles and abs. 

I begin kissing my way down his perfect chest, licking his tummy and then there it was. or in his case wasn’t. 

I am really not a size queen.  I mean, but what the fuck am I seeing?  It looked like the tip of a Q-tip drowning in some white stuff.  Pre-cum perhaps? I truly didn’t want to hurt his feeling. I mean why would I upset someone who worked at Jimmy Choo’s.  Sadly for him, I began laughing. Not a quiet laugh, but a loud, almost hysterical laugh. 

Since my girl cock is way bigger than his cock, I figured out a way to salvage the night.

Bend over little dick bitch! 

Written By: Lady Rayne

I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

Written By: Chloe

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My teen pussy is too good for that tiny, little thing you like to call a dick. You may not think that it’s little, but it is. Other girls may have said they were 

satisfied with it, but they were totally lying.

It’s so sad that you were born with something so tiny and pathetic. It’s hard for me not to laugh at it, and even share the laughter with my girlfriends. 

I’ve fucked many high school and college football players and they’re hung like a horse. Do you think I could possibly fuck you after being with them? HA, no way!

When you call me, you will get total honesty. I’m not going to fake it and tell you that your dick would pleasure me. You won’t ever hear me say that it’s nice either. I will give it to you straight up.

If you’re looking for a small dick humiliation phone sex call, then you need to not look any further. I’m the one that you want to call, and I will humiliate you just the way you need.

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Written By: Charlie

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Yes you, I am talking to you pathetic loser. I didn’t say you could look at me. Keep your eyes down looking at the floor. Did I hurt your sensitive little man feelings?

When I invited you over, did you really think it was to fuck me. HA! You wouldn’t even know what to do with such a tiny useless thing between your legs?

There is nothing you have for me, not even your wallet. I looked, and it is a joke. Every card you have is maxed, so the only course of action is to pimp you out. I want you to put on what I purchased for you. It is time you did something to please me and sucking cock will be one of those things.

Excuse me? Did you say you refuse to suck cock? I think a hard kick in your tiny little balls with fix that and teach you to never tell me no.

I am a Goddess and you are a pathetic loser. I own you now and you are here for entertainment and my bank account.

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Written By: Christine