Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

Everything had me running late for work this morning. My alarm didn’t going off, traffic was horrible, and the dumb ass bitch I was behind at Starbucks drive thru who ordered for 10 people. Needless to say, when I got to work I was in a horrible mood. I just snarled at the people who said hello to me when I raced passed them to get to my office.

As soon as I sat down at my desk, I had a 9:30 conference call that I completely forgot about. Between the coffee and the breakfast sandwich I had earlier, I really had to go to the bathroom. I couldn’t leave my office so I thought of a great idea to get some relief.

I texted my secretary to have that new guy from accounting to come to my office. I don’t remember his name but he looks like he would be a good fit for this task I have for him.

He comes in, and I motion for him to shut the door, and sit down. I begin to undress, and I wave my ass in front of him. I look back and he looks shocked, and excited for what’s to come. I push his head back, and position my ass right on his face. I’ve been holding in my shit and piss for so long, it all came out at once on his face and tongue.

Once I was done with my call, I ordered him to lick my asshole clean. I told him I have zero time today to run to the restroom. I threatened if he wanted to keep his accounting job, he will need to do exactly what I say, or he’ll have a new job cleaning the toilets.

It’s fucking amazing what people would do for their bosses when their job is on the line. Not only did he lick my ass for hours, he ran out and got me a big Mexican lunch. I know what he’ll be doing for the rest of the day.

Written By: Christine

Getting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Why is my phone sex daddy so obsessed with my dirty panties? He is always sniffing around my bedroom looking for them. He doesn’t like them when I just take them off. No, he loves it when they’re smelly, and sort of crusty. Sometimes when I am in a big hurry, I forget to wipe properly. Sighs! I mean I have to poop sort of a lot. Between you and me, I think he puts something in my food so I poop more than normal.

Last week he bought me some new cotton panties in white, pink and pale blue. It didn’t take me long to figure out that he likes the cotton pastels, as my pee stains and poop stains show up better.

Now, I am totally grounded for the last weekend before school starts. Fuck my life! I guess daddy must like other little girls smelly panties because that is how I got caught selling mine on E Banned. I figured if daddy likes them so much, other men would. So besides selling them to my brother and his friends, I put an ad on E Banned. Maybe if I let daddy lick my dirty little ass and drink my golden piss, he will ease up and let me enjoy this weekend with my friends. I sure hope so!

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Written By: Piper

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Get over here toilet slave, you have a tight little asshole to cleanup. I know you are ready to serve me in every way possible. I was with a real man last night and his jizz is now dripping out of me. Slide in your tongue and slurp up every drop. As you swirl your tongue in my ass, you wait for the sweet aroma coming from me. You crave my ass perfume, because of what comes next.

You’re anxiously waiting for my jizz covered turd. Why would a Princess like me need toilet paper, when I have you. I am super tired from a night of fucking and need my beauty sleep. Come on my toilet slave and curl up by my ass. You certainly don’t want me to have to interrupt my sleep with going to the bathroom. That is what you are for!

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Written By: Delaney

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   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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I got a new toilet slave today. He really wanted me to degrade him so I made it very clear that his sole purpose was to be my full toilet. There was no little bit of this and a little of that. It’s everything or you don’t get me at all. You are only my toilet slave, nothing else. If I don’t have to pee or shit, you will be put away and only taken out when needed.

My sexy lover likes taking me to a really nice Mexican restaurant which tastes so good but I will put my toilet slut to good use at the end of the night. After dinner, he comes back to my place for a hot fuck. He has a huge dick and he gets deeper in my ass than anyone has gone before. He definitely starts stiring things up and gets the shit moving around. By the time I get fucked so good by my lover, I am ready for my human toilet bowl. You might also get some warm, gooey cum dripping from my holes as well but I know you don’t mind.

Your face only looks appealing when my brown shit is smeared all over it. You’re a sad, worthless human being who is only good for ONE thing.

Written By: Christine

Maybe the title should be, “A Call With an Old FAG”, because this blog is about a sissy bitch named Phillip. I haven’t talked to him in awhile, but trust me when I say nothing has changed with him. He’s still a nasty cunt who spreads it for any man with a big dick. Talking to him is always hilarious. You can hear him moan, groan and grunt while he describes the things he is willing to do for a hard cock and trust me, the list is long.

On top of all this, he’s also a toilet slave. He loves all of your bodily fluids and sucks them down like water; piss, shit, spit, snot and cum. Phillip loves them all and will completely clean you out!

I had almost forgotten how pathetic he was until I heard that useless voice in my ear. It didn’t take long for it to all come back to me. Thanks for the reminder, Phil. You’re a bigger dick, pig fag than I remembered!

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Written By: Anna

I have a new boy toy in my life and have been having so much fun with him. I gave him the perfect name, “Jerk Off.” He is such a pathetic loser that he actually thanks me for humiliating him. I use him for everything.

My favorite thing to do is bring home a bunch of well hung guys and make “Jerk Off” watch. I am completely submissive to all these guys. I will fuck them, suck them and even eat their ass.

I don’t completely leave “Jerk Off” out though. With my mouth dirty with shit, I have a nasty make-out session with my him. “Jerk Off”s” little clitty gets so swollen that he wants to rub it, but I won’t let him until I say he can. He is my ultra-sissy and once he has cleaned my shitty ass and cum filled pussy all up, I will let him rub his teenie, tiny clitty.

What an ass wipe my “Jerk Off” is, but he’s all mine!

        I had the funniest call the other day. We began to chat
and soon I found out my caller, who I will affectionately name Ass wipe is a size queen just like me. The bigger and thicker the better. We chatted about cocks for a while and what kind of heads we like the most but then………ROFLMFAO!

He is into things I couldn’t even imagine someone doing. He told me that his boyfriend lets him clean his dirty asshole. He also shares him with other men who fuck his face then when done piss on him. Thing is, he fucking LOVES it! I couldn’t help laughing but he was okay with that and loved when I called him ass wipe.

It gets even more nasty, if you thought that even possible. He loves being a human toilet. Well, a girl could get into having her dirty ass cleaned with a wet tongue. I mean my pucker is too cute for toilet paper. I mean there is sissy fags and then there is Philip!

Written By: Delaney