Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

All long day of working out in the sun makes a person rather fucking thirsty. Every day you come into the little café I own and stare at me. You ask for a tall glass of iced tea with mint and lemon. You stir it until the ice melts, while you fucking stare. You smile, walk past me and head for the bathroom. The other patrons begin to complain as they wonder what is taking you so long in there.

              I begin to notice something odd, even for you. The bathroom seems spotless once you use it. Are you trying to get a job as a janitor? You’re one strange fucker.  

Next day, same situation. We are out of iced tea, but I fucking wonder? I don’t even try to hide what I am about to do. I smile at him, take a tall amber colored tea glass, and head for the bathroom. I hold it under my pussy and piss until it’s almost full.

Clumsy woman, I got a bit of piss on my panties. I wring them out into the glass and head back to the man. I hand him the glass and wink.

Drink my tangy, warm piss. 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

                I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

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Written By: Delaney

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  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

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Written By: Delaney

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                You can’t fool me! I know exactly what you’ve been doing while I was away. The evidence is all over your face, you weirdo! It looks like you dived head first into my dirty clothes hamper. I knew that you would, so I left some very tasty treats for you.

           Now you’re craving the real thing. Fresh, hot, and right out of my holes. Well then, just follow me to my room. No one is home today. I don’t think you’re really ready yet though. I don’t feel like I made you wait long enough. 

My bathroom is just a dirty mess. I can’t have that! On your knees and stick out your tongue. Completely clean my bathroom and maybe just maybe I’ll be waiting for you in bed with something else for you to clean up. 

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Written By: Delaney

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        Come closer, closer I said! What’s that on your face? I know that I didn’t see you this morning for my clean-up. Now, it’s way past time, and I already began my day. Such a shame really, as I had a huge dinner last night. I used toilet paper, and my sweet asshole, didn’t like it at all. Here you are, begging me.

           So what happened?

Did you take a wrong turn and end up in a ladies bathroom? Did you dive right in, without any concern for me? Now I’m sitting here, very much in need of a toilet slave. I’m backed up and need a long tongue to fish out those tasty shit grapes. My tampon is full and dripping down to the floor. 

I can smell her on your breath. I admit, I’m a little intrigued by her earthy scent. I might want to meet her. You, you’ll never see her again unless you want to be cut off from my gloriously tasty shit.

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Written By: Delaney

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 Scat phone sex is really hot to me. I recently had a call with a gentlemen who wanted me to greet him at the door with a turd in my mouth, dressed in my black dress.

When I opened the door, he began to kiss me deeply, by taking the piece of shit and working it in and out of our mouths.

As the excrement turned over our tongues, his cock entered me and worked with deep thrusts in and out of my ass. As the scat began to dissipate in our mouths, he moved down and began to spread the remaining portion of the turd over my exposed shoulders.

He unzipped my dress and left me standing in stockings and heels. After fucking the shit out of my ass, and mouth, he gave me a golden shower right inside of my pussy. This was so hot that I squirted my juices all over his cock.

After that he had me sit on his face, and he told me to pee in his mouth. He lapped up all the juices, cum, shit, and piss, as if he were a hungry baby. He opened my ass cheeks up and licked me clean. Boy was it a hot, nasty dirty ride.

If you would like to share some scat or golden shower fun, then call me for a kinky time.

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Written By: Bunny

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                Let’s get down to the nasty, dirty details. You say you would do anything for me. I wonder just what you mean by anything?  Now, if you know me at all, you know I’m not talking about material things. Giggles. Well, that does come later but for now, how will you prove yourself? 

                    Your tongue is always looking for those yummy fluids from my body. You savor all that comes directly from my body, but I wonder. I wonder if you knew how many times it was another man’s hot cum you were licking out of my tight holes?

Now that you know, I feel like it is time you sucked a big, thick meaty cock for me. You agree, and wonder just what is next. We will see.

Written By: Delaney

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Golden showers are a real turn on for me. I love having you at my fingertips and doing anything I want to you.

I am going to be your golden shower Goddess who stands above your face while you open your mouth nice and wide. I love watching you wait for it. Sometimes I tease you and hold my pee until you beg me to release it.

When I’m ready and I’ve let you suffer enough, I let my hot, steamy piss flow down your face. Maybe I will leave my panties on and let my piss drip right in your mouth. Then I want you to suck the juices right off them until they’re completely cleaned.

Are you ready to be my good little toilet slut?

Written By: Macy

  Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Take off all your clothes. I want you to kneel before me on the cold, dirty tile floor. You’ll be pleasing me, so get comfortable down there.

Open your mouth really wide, you’ll be used for all my bathroom relief. I laugh at you while I tilt your head back further, telling you to open your mouth wider for me.

It’s time you receive the yellow stream of nectar splashing against your face. You need and want it so desperately because it comes from yours truly.

You crave the need to be dirty for me. I love bathing your entire body in my yellow piss. You’re my property now and I always mark what’s mine.

Enjoy the cold tile floor, you’ll be spending a lot of time down there, I am no where near done with you yet.

Written By: Macy

I’ve been fucking a younger man lately and it’s been so exciting. The sex has been amazing and I’ve enjoyed being with a man that loves to please. I saw another side of him recently though, and it may be even more exciting.

We were fooling around in bed and I mentioned that I would be right back, I had to pee before we got too hot and heavy. As I was getting up, he grabbed my hips and held me down on the bed. I laughed it off and told him that it wouldn’t take long, but I really had to go.

He rolled me over onto my stomach, lifted my hips up so my ass was in the air, and pinned my upper body to the bed. His cock was rock hard as it slammed inside of me. It felt so good, but I just knew I was about to pee all over his cock, the bed and myself. I could feel that burning in my bladder and started begging him to let me use the bathroom or I was going to have an accident. It only made him fuck me harder. I tried hard to hold back. The more my orgasm started to build, the urgency to pee was building too. He told me I wasn’t going to the bathroom and he wasn’t going to stop fucking me until I peed.

I knew that I couldn’t hold it in any longer and I let go. I started to pee and quickly started cumming as well. It was one of the most intense releases that I ever had in my life. All the pressure that had been building was gone. It must have been that way for him too, because as soon as my hot urine hit his dick, he was shooting his cum deep inside of me. The bed was soaked, we were soaked, but so sated. Once I recovered from my orgasm, my started thinking up ways to get even. Accidents happen, in both directions.

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Written By: Janet

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When it comes to sex, I love it all. I never deny myself if it makes me feel good. Why limit yourself? That’s like eating only one kind of ice cream when there are so many flavors out there to try.

I love a good hard cock stretching my holes, more than one on most occasions, but I also love a yummy dripping wet pussy.

I love to be fucked, but sometimes I want to do the fucking and put on my big, thick strap-on. Men and women alike have experienced Bambi bending them over and giving them the pounding they deserve!

Sometimes I get extra lucky and find a gorgeous shemale to take home. She-cock is such a delicious find, really the best of both worlds! It’s not only fucking that gets me off, I also enjoy the taboo. From scat and golden showers to snuff and accomplice, it all gets me off. I am a true fantasy girl. I can give you what you crave. Nothing is too taboo or off limits to this sex addicted slut.

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Written By: Bambi

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Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

Written By: Harley

Everything had me running late for work this morning. My alarm didn’t going off, traffic was horrible, and the dumb ass bitch I was behind at Starbucks drive thru who ordered for 10 people. Needless to say, when I got to work I was in a horrible mood. I just snarled at the people who said hello to me when I raced passed them to get to my office.

As soon as I sat down at my desk, I had a 9:30 conference call that I completely forgot about. Between the coffee and the breakfast sandwich I had earlier, I really had to go to the bathroom. I couldn’t leave my office so I thought of a great idea to get some relief.

I texted my secretary to have that new guy from accounting to come to my office. I don’t remember his name but he looks like he would be a good fit for this task I have for him.

He comes in, and I motion for him to shut the door, and sit down. I begin to undress, and I wave my ass in front of him. I look back and he looks shocked, and excited for what’s to come. I push his head back, and position my ass right on his face. I’ve been holding in my shit and piss for so long, it all came out at once on his face and tongue.

Once I was done with my call, I ordered him to lick my asshole clean. I told him I have zero time today to run to the restroom. I threatened if he wanted to keep his accounting job, he will need to do exactly what I say, or he’ll have a new job cleaning the toilets.

It’s fucking amazing what people would do for their bosses when their job is on the line. Not only did he lick my ass for hours, he ran out and got me a big Mexican lunch. I know what he’ll be doing for the rest of the day.

Written By: Christine

Getting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Why is my phone sex daddy so obsessed with my dirty panties? He is always sniffing around my bedroom looking for them. He doesn’t like them when I just take them off. No, he loves it when they’re smelly, and sort of crusty. Sometimes when I am in a big hurry, I forget to wipe properly. Sighs! I mean I have to poop sort of a lot. Between you and me, I think he puts something in my food so I poop more than normal.

Last week he bought me some new cotton panties in white, pink and pale blue. It didn’t take me long to figure out that he likes the cotton pastels, as my pee stains and poop stains show up better.

Now, I am totally grounded for the last weekend before school starts. Fuck my life! I guess daddy must like other little girls smelly panties because that is how I got caught selling mine on E Banned. I figured if daddy likes them so much, other men would. So besides selling them to my brother and his friends, I put an ad on E Banned. Maybe if I let daddy lick my dirty little ass and drink my golden piss, he will ease up and let me enjoy this weekend with my friends. I sure hope so!

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Get over here toilet slave, you have a tight little asshole to cleanup. I know you are ready to serve me in every way possible. I was with a real man last night and his jizz is now dripping out of me. Slide in your tongue and slurp up every drop. As you swirl your tongue in my ass, you wait for the sweet aroma coming from me. You crave my ass perfume, because of what comes next.

You’re anxiously waiting for my jizz covered turd. Why would a Princess like me need toilet paper, when I have you. I am super tired from a night of fucking and need my beauty sleep. Come on my toilet slave and curl up by my ass. You certainly don’t want me to have to interrupt my sleep with going to the bathroom. That is what you are for!

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Written By: Delaney

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   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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  Do I usually share my calls?  Sometimes there is this one caller, can you say “fucked in the head”? Fun, depraved in a different way then moi, and FUCKED UP!  I knew who he was the minute he spoke, ah YES, piss boy returns. He was drinking and doing blow and I decided to join him in the drinking. I had a bottle of Baileys that was calling my name. 

My deviant little mind was already thinking of “pissy” tasks for him to do. I do so amuse my fucking self!  We played the shot glass game again, where he wasn’t sure if he was drinking his piss or vodka. I shall call it piss roulette. Then I had him gather a few things for moi. He fetched an apple cut in quarters, a designer brand shoe, designer underwear, his designer haircut was freshly washed, then he sat on his designer blanket on his designer basement floor. I think you get where I am going and where his designer haircut will be going.

I imagine you are either laughing now, sickened or horrified at my demented mind. What did I have Piss Boy do with these items? He played apple roulette with a  apple slice dipped in his rancid piss, he pissed in his shoe and put his foot in it, and one of my favorites was dumping the bowl of piss on his head ruining his designer haircut. Now, we were on a very long call and the more I enjoyed my Baileys, the more creative I got. I made him snort up his piss with his blow twenty dollar bill. I do not watch comedies, my sense of humor is extremely dark so you can imagine if it has me laughing, it is pure evil!

Piss Boy was to get up early and take his girlfriend and mother out for New Years Eve brunch. I gave him 3 choices. He couldn’t shower the piss smell off, he had to fill a water bottle with his piss and put in cup holder or he had to cancel. One wonder if he still has that girlfriend?

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

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My friends and I are planning a Halloween party and you’re our guest. LOL! You aren’t exactly our guest but more like our sissy maid, cuckold, human toilet and everything else we decide. Your little teen fem/dommes will be feeling extra mean so you can plan on plenty of humiliation. We will all be dressed super hot in bustiers, silky panties, stockings and stilettos to look sexy for our guy friends who come to the party.

Don’t worry fag boi, we have something special for you to wear as well. You will be in pink panties, a necklace that says slut and ankle bracelet that with the initials CS. You can figure out what CS stands for! We can’t forget your glow in the dark pink lip stain so all the men can see their target. A little birdie told me you love putting lip stain on your nipples, lips, and clit. Oh wait, there is just one more target douchebag.

I know you love an audience so the cam will be on the whole time! Want to watch us all get fucked by big, thick cocks while you play with your clitty through your panties? Don’t worry you will have your turn. Then we will send you home covered in cum, body fluids and smeared lip stains.  Can you imagine a better night for you cunt face?

Treat or Treat, xoxo Delaney

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