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           I have been thinking about you a lot lately. If you only knew the dirty thoughts in my head. 

Over the weekend, I got the fuck of my  life. I mean just look at the beautiful cock. I did miss you though, as I had a very special place for you to be. 

Poor you, as you were thinking that special place would be in my hot, tight ass while my boyfriend fucked my wet pussy. You, of course, would be very fucking wrong. Your place is on your knees at my pussy hole and my guy’s huge dick. That’s right! You will be my fluffer and my clean-up crew. 

Did I see your little thing stiffen at those words? Don’t worry, there is plenty dripping out for your hungry tummy!

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Written By: Delaney

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Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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                I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

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Written By: Delaney

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            You catch me walking by while you’re in your favorite coffee shop. You don’t see my face but you’re mesmerized by my sexy, teen butt. You toss some bills on the table, as you try to catch up with me. You keep your distance as not to be caught looking. What a perv you are. 

You’re already late for work, but nothing matters but that fine ass that you’re following. Most guys would begin to wonder what I look like. Not you, though. All you care about is my perfect ass and the things you would like to do to it.

                 I go into a local breakfast place and ask the hostess a question. She tells me it’s up at the top of the stairs. You wait, watching me walk up, you can barely breathe now.  You wait to be sure and follow me up the stairs.

You see the door is closed and you odd sounds. You can tell already that I’m not a shy one. When I have to go, I’m not quiet about it. 

Your ear is against the door trying to listen more. Fuck, your cock is rock hard just imagining what I’m doing in there. You breathe in deep, hoping to get a whiff of something magical. OMG!!  The smell is amazing. 

   The door opens and you finally get to see all of me. You don’t care, do you? You’re intoxicated by my smell. I smile as I walk by and put a shitty little finger up to your hungry mouth.

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Written By: Delaney

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Will it be a trick or a treat for your hungry mouth? I really  wanted to give you the most delicious treat, but something is off. My little tummy hurt all night and I could hardly sleep at all. A girl does love and need her beauty sleep.

I got up and knew just what would help my sore tummy. I drank a cup of tea and instantly I felt my tummy bubbling. After a few perfume farts, I headed to the toilet. I pushed and pushed but nothing. I even pushed my pretty little fingers in to see what was going on. Want a smell, or taste? 

                  You’re finally here. We’re going to discuss your role as sub at my party, but this was more pressing. I lay on my bed and let your tongue get to work. You kiss my pucker and then begin making love to it. Licking, sucking, spitting, just trying to get a bit of a taste. Even a hard grape would do for you. Just nothing. 

Maybe if I get a good fucking, it will help. Of course, not by you. My tummy really does hurt. You use your tongue and with my permission your fingers. You’re getting in there really good now. I can hear you slurping. I can feel it now, hard at first, then softer, and messier. 

                              Will you get a yummy dark treat, or will you just get a trick with nothing but a fart?

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Written By: Delaney

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  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

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Written By: Delaney

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You know what? I’ve been going way too easy on you. I mean you love licking dried cum from my perfect body, you love sliding your tongue so far in my ass that you can taste my dinner, and you love washing it down with my delicious piss. How is that really a punishment?

        I’ve decided that you need much more pain with your pleasure. How do I really know you’re smacking your balls and pinching the fuck out of your nipples. How will I know if you’re really smacking your ass while you shove in that butt plug for me? I won’t, unless I hear it. I want to hear you yelp, and hear the paddle make contact with your skin. 

Be prepared for me this time. Paddle, flogger, plug, cum cubes, and some ice. I want a plug that vibrates, don’t let me down!  You need to understand that my pleasure comes from you suffering for me. 

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                You can’t fool me! I know exactly what you’ve been doing while I was away. The evidence is all over your face, you weirdo! It looks like you dived head first into my dirty clothes hamper. I knew that you would, so I left some very tasty treats for you.

           Now you’re craving the real thing. Fresh, hot, and right out of my holes. Well then, just follow me to my room. No one is home today. I don’t think you’re really ready yet though. I don’t feel like I made you wait long enough. 

My bathroom is just a dirty mess. I can’t have that! On your knees and stick out your tongue. Completely clean my bathroom and maybe just maybe I’ll be waiting for you in bed with something else for you to clean up. 

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Written By: Delaney

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Seems like someone is in big trouble with me. Imagine my annoyance and surprise when I pulled down my silk panties to find a brown spot. To make matters worse, I was with my favorite fuck. I know you don’t expect him to be a clean up boy? Do you, bitch? 

            Now you have an even bigger clean-up job to take care of.  You’re in for quite the treat, as this will be so messy. Is that dried jizz between my perfect tits? Apparently it is, so get to cleaning it. Is it caked up all in my ass crack?  You have no one to thank but yourself for that. 

Spread my cheeks wide. Just look at that big, sexy mess. I suggest you put a pillow under those boney knees, because this is going to take a long time to clean up. 

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Written By: Delaney

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       I was running so late this morning that I didn’t have time to take care of personal matters. I wasn’t but a few minutes into my Starbucks Carmel Frapp, when I knew my tummy was brewing.  I do love that feeling. The problem was I love to play with my clit while pooping, but I was at Starbucks. I felt like both ends needed attention.

                 I ran to the restroom, and noticed a bit of brown when I pulled down my panties. Now, I was really getting horny. My panties smelled so fucking good. Maybe if I smear a bit of the smelly, warm brown stuff on my nipples. Oh, that fucking feels so good. 

There’s a knock at the restroom door. He asks me if I could possibly hurry. I wonder if he can smell my pussy and ass? Should I? I tell him, the door isn’t locked. 

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Written By: Delaney

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Make no mistake bitch boy, when it comes to worshiping my ass I am very demanding. I will straddle your face and suffocate you with my ass. You will kiss and lick every little crevice of my asshole, and I want it nice and clean. While I am facesitting you, I text my girlfriends to come over for some fun.

When they show up, I demand you to be our toilet slave for all of us. We have you lay down as we squat over you and force you to drink our hot piss and wipe our assholes clean with your tongue.

When we are done with you, you’ll be drenched in piss and ass juices smeared all over your face.

Written By: Phoenix

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                 You just can’t wait to see me in person. We met online, and we have been teasing, and flirting.  You seem to like a girl in control, don’t you? 

   We met at my favorite Mexican restaurant.  You looked so sexy in your tight jeans, and button up shirt. We had Margaritas, and ate till full. I actually have one hell of an appetite for a small girl. Guys can’t believe how much I can shove in my mouth. LOL!

We got back to my house, and clothes were off before we even made it past the front door. I was so fucking horny! I was getting this feeling in my tummy. I did eat a lot, but it was more than that. Maybe cramps?  Sex and exercise is always good for that, so we kept going. 

The room was pretty dark, and we never got around to turning on the lights. You spent hours between my legs. I came over, and over again on your face. We kept at it for hours, till we finally passed out.

I woke up to the sun coming in the window, when I got the first look at your face.  What’s red and brown all over? 

Written By: Delaney

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         My married lover loves to see my cute pink lip prints all over his body. I love to kiss every inch of him, leaving my shiny lip gloss everywhere. It makes him smell so sexy too from all the different scents.

Have you ever been so fucking horny, that nothing else matters? You know that kind. Where you just don’t care if you forget to shave, or wash perfectly, you just want to fuck!

We were really getting into it. My lips, and tongue were everywhere. As I began kissing back up his body, I noticed my gloss no longer smelled like vanilla and mint. It sort of smelled earthy. I looked at his chest and the pink lip prints had turned to brown. I could try and hide it. Maybe apply some more pink gloss to my lips.

Was it from him or me? He’s eating my ass out so good, that I stop thinking about it. It feels so good with his tongue buried deep in my shit. He comes back up and kisses me deeply. It definitely isn’t my gloss I feel and taste. His cock is buried in my ass and he is pounding me. I hear him moan to give it to him. He came so fucking hard while his cock was buried in my shitty ass.

 

  

Written By: Delaney

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             Oh no! Christmas is over and you didn’t get anything you wanted from Santa. Do you know why that is? It seems you’re a big ole perv and Santa didn’t understand your present requests. You have bags and bags of chocolate candy now. You don’t even have a sweet tooth so what the heck was he thinking? 

I just hate seeing you so disappointed. Don’t worry, I knew exactly what you were begging Santa for. Not exactly chocolate, but just as sweet, and tasty. I’ve been preparing for you and trust me, your present will be huge! 

               It does seem however, that part of your present is on the sexy cock of my boyfriend. Let me rub it all over your face. Oh my, I see that clitty growing in your pants. 

Written By: Delaney

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            Don’t you just love dark chocolate?  The way it feels in your mouth, the way it tastes on your tongue? There’s absolutely nothing like it. I gave my new boyfriend a special treat of it, and now that’s all he craves.

At first, it was just a fun little surprise to add to our fucking. I pushed a dark chocolate candy in my adorable ass and left it for him to pull out with his tongue. He was so excited and asked for more. I pushed 5 more into my bottom. As he ate, he begged for more. When they were all gone, he said he had 7 candies. There were only 5. 

This was a mystery for certain. I pulled him close and kissed his lips. That didn’t taste much like chocolate, but something else. I giggled softly to myself when I figured out what happened. At the same time, he did as well. He then grabbed me, pushed me down on my bed. He begged me for more of my special home made treats.

Written By: Delaney

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 Scat phone sex is really hot to me. I recently had a call with a gentlemen who wanted me to greet him at the door with a turd in my mouth, dressed in my black dress.

When I opened the door, he began to kiss me deeply, by taking the piece of shit and working it in and out of our mouths.

As the excrement turned over our tongues, his cock entered me and worked with deep thrusts in and out of my ass. As the scat began to dissipate in our mouths, he moved down and began to spread the remaining portion of the turd over my exposed shoulders.

He unzipped my dress and left me standing in stockings and heels. After fucking the shit out of my ass, and mouth, he gave me a golden shower right inside of my pussy. This was so hot that I squirted my juices all over his cock.

After that he had me sit on his face, and he told me to pee in his mouth. He lapped up all the juices, cum, shit, and piss, as if he were a hungry baby. He opened my ass cheeks up and licked me clean. Boy was it a hot, nasty dirty ride.

If you would like to share some scat or golden shower fun, then call me for a kinky time.

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Written By: Bunny

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  Hey shit face! I know exactly what you have been doing in my bathroom. At first, I thought you were just smelling my dirty panty’s from the hamper. Maybe doing some snooping in my walk-in closet. That wasn’t it at all. Now, was it?

Did you forget to lock the door? I saw you on the bathroom floor just cleaning my toilet with your tongue. Just what the fuck is wrong with you, loser?

I say this because you could have been getting your chocolate treats directly from the source. Now I know, so no need to hide it any longer. 

Get on your knees shit face! Put your head all the way back, making me the perfect toilet seat. Bury that tongue in my sweet ass. If you keep it in long enough and if you are very lucky , you just might get to smell my sweet perfume farts. 

Go deeper, till you can pull out some of my delightful not ready yet shit. Chew on those perfect brown grapes, savor them.

Thirsty? Time for my hot, tangy piss.  Eat and drink up, bitch.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Granny Ruth has a nice round rump to feast on. One of my many pleasures is having my ass licked. Oh, it’s so delightful, and it gets my cunt creamy. I like when a nice strong tongue from a young lad goes deep into my little puckered hole.

Don’t worry dear, I will return the favor. I know how I like it so I will make sure your ass will be licked and sucked to your satisfaction. I’m a nasty woman so if you have a little more in your ass you want to give me, don’t be shy! Granny Ruth loves sucking on a nice brown turd. I just hope you do the same for me.

How about after we’re both done, we give each other a nice sloppy, wet kiss. My cunt is getting wet just thinking about sharing each others shit. If this is something you’re into, please call me and lets discuss this in further detail. In the meantime, I will be fucking my ass will my dildo.

Written By: Granny Ruth

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He is submissive with a fascinating medical fetish. I force him to submit to my medical exam for a hot role-play 

His insurance company requires an annual physical. If I give a negative report, his rates will sky-rocket. When he arrives at my office, he is cocky and tries to rush me through the physical by assuring me there is nothing wrong. 

Well, no man on this planet tells Dr. Koko what to do or what to think. Now, he has gotten under my skin. He must suffer the consequences. 

I tell him to take off all of his clothes, and he hesitates, wanting to know why. Last year, he did not have to remove his pants and boxers. I get in his face. With direct eye contact, I assure him that I need to do a complete physical exam.

Then tell him to bend over for me. He thinks he can outwit and argue with me, but this man has met his match. I show him that Dr. Koko is always in charge. Unless he wants me to submit a false, negative report, he will obey my instructions. 

First, I give him an enema, which he makes him very submissive and compliant. Then I make him squirm and when I give him a through prostrate exam. When his cock gets hard in front of me, he becomes very embarrassed. After a bit more humiliation, I drain his blue balls and wet cock. He is so submissive that he asks when he may have another appointment with me.

Written By: Mistress KoKo

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Everything had me running late for work this morning. My alarm didn’t going off, traffic was horrible, and the dumb ass bitch I was behind at Starbucks drive thru who ordered for 10 people. Needless to say, when I got to work I was in a horrible mood. I just snarled at the people who said hello to me when I raced passed them to get to my office.

As soon as I sat down at my desk, I had a 9:30 conference call that I completely forgot about. Between the coffee and the breakfast sandwich I had earlier, I really had to go to the bathroom. I couldn’t leave my office so I thought of a great idea to get some relief.

I texted my secretary to have that new guy from accounting to come to my office. I don’t remember his name but he looks like he would be a good fit for this task I have for him.

He comes in, and I motion for him to shut the door, and sit down. I begin to undress, and I wave my ass in front of him. I look back and he looks shocked, and excited for what’s to come. I push his head back, and position my ass right on his face. I’ve been holding in my shit and piss for so long, it all came out at once on his face and tongue.

Once I was done with my call, I ordered him to lick my asshole clean. I told him I have zero time today to run to the restroom. I threatened if he wanted to keep his accounting job, he will need to do exactly what I say, or he’ll have a new job cleaning the toilets.

It’s fucking amazing what people would do for their bosses when their job is on the line. Not only did he lick my ass for hours, he ran out and got me a big Mexican lunch. I know what he’ll be doing for the rest of the day.

Written By: Christine