Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

All long day of working out in the sun makes a person rather fucking thirsty. Every day you come into the little café I own and stare at me. You ask for a tall glass of iced tea with mint and lemon. You stir it until the ice melts, while you fucking stare. You smile, walk past me and head for the bathroom. The other patrons begin to complain as they wonder what is taking you so long in there.

              I begin to notice something odd, even for you. The bathroom seems spotless once you use it. Are you trying to get a job as a janitor? You’re one strange fucker.  

Next day, same situation. We are out of iced tea, but I fucking wonder? I don’t even try to hide what I am about to do. I smile at him, take a tall amber colored tea glass, and head for the bathroom. I hold it under my pussy and piss until it’s almost full.

Clumsy woman, I got a bit of piss on my panties. I wring them out into the glass and head back to the man. I hand him the glass and wink.

Drink my tangy, warm piss. 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

            You catch me walking by while you’re in your favorite coffee shop. You don’t see my face but you’re mesmerized by my sexy, teen butt. You toss some bills on the table, as you try to catch up with me. You keep your distance as not to be caught looking. What a perv you are. 

You’re already late for work, but nothing matters but that fine ass that you’re following. Most guys would begin to wonder what I look like. Not you, though. All you care about is my perfect ass and the things you would like to do to it.

                 I go into a local breakfast place and ask the hostess a question. She tells me it’s up at the top of the stairs. You wait, watching me walk up, you can barely breathe now.  You wait to be sure and follow me up the stairs.

You see the door is closed and you odd sounds. You can tell already that I’m not a shy one. When I have to go, I’m not quiet about it. 

Your ear is against the door trying to listen more. Fuck, your cock is rock hard just imagining what I’m doing in there. You breathe in deep, hoping to get a whiff of something magical. OMG!!  The smell is amazing. 

   The door opens and you finally get to see all of me. You don’t care, do you? You’re intoxicated by my smell. I smile as I walk by and put a shitty little finger up to your hungry mouth.

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Written By: Delaney

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Make no mistake bitch boy, when it comes to worshiping my ass I am very demanding. I will straddle your face and suffocate you with my ass. You will kiss and lick every little crevice of my asshole, and I want it nice and clean. While I am facesitting you, I text my girlfriends to come over for some fun.

When they show up, I demand you to be our toilet slave for all of us. We have you lay down as we squat over you and force you to drink our hot piss and wipe our assholes clean with your tongue.

When we are done with you, you’ll be drenched in piss and ass juices smeared all over your face.

Written By: Phoenix

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                 You just can’t wait to see me in person. We met online, and we have been teasing, and flirting.  You seem to like a girl in control, don’t you? 

   We met at my favorite Mexican restaurant.  You looked so sexy in your tight jeans, and button up shirt. We had Margaritas, and ate till full. I actually have one hell of an appetite for a small girl. Guys can’t believe how much I can shove in my mouth. LOL!

We got back to my house, and clothes were off before we even made it past the front door. I was so fucking horny! I was getting this feeling in my tummy. I did eat a lot, but it was more than that. Maybe cramps?  Sex and exercise is always good for that, so we kept going. 

The room was pretty dark, and we never got around to turning on the lights. You spent hours between my legs. I came over, and over again on your face. We kept at it for hours, till we finally passed out.

I woke up to the sun coming in the window, when I got the first look at your face.  What’s red and brown all over? 

Written By: Delaney

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What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

Written By: Delaney

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Take off all your clothes. I want you to kneel before me on the cold, dirty tile floor. You’ll be pleasing me, so get comfortable down there.

Open your mouth really wide, you’ll be used for all my bathroom relief. I laugh at you while I tilt your head back further, telling you to open your mouth wider for me.

It’s time you receive the yellow stream of nectar splashing against your face. You need and want it so desperately because it comes from yours truly.

You crave the need to be dirty for me. I love bathing your entire body in my yellow piss. You’re my property now and I always mark what’s mine.

Enjoy the cold tile floor, you’ll be spending a lot of time down there, I am no where near done with you yet.

Written By: Macy

I’ve been fucking a younger man lately and it’s been so exciting. The sex has been amazing and I’ve enjoyed being with a man that loves to please. I saw another side of him recently though, and it may be even more exciting.

We were fooling around in bed and I mentioned that I would be right back, I had to pee before we got too hot and heavy. As I was getting up, he grabbed my hips and held me down on the bed. I laughed it off and told him that it wouldn’t take long, but I really had to go.

He rolled me over onto my stomach, lifted my hips up so my ass was in the air, and pinned my upper body to the bed. His cock was rock hard as it slammed inside of me. It felt so good, but I just knew I was about to pee all over his cock, the bed and myself. I could feel that burning in my bladder and started begging him to let me use the bathroom or I was going to have an accident. It only made him fuck me harder. I tried hard to hold back. The more my orgasm started to build, the urgency to pee was building too. He told me I wasn’t going to the bathroom and he wasn’t going to stop fucking me until I peed.

I knew that I couldn’t hold it in any longer and I let go. I started to pee and quickly started cumming as well. It was one of the most intense releases that I ever had in my life. All the pressure that had been building was gone. It must have been that way for him too, because as soon as my hot urine hit his dick, he was shooting his cum deep inside of me. The bed was soaked, we were soaked, but so sated. Once I recovered from my orgasm, my started thinking up ways to get even. Accidents happen, in both directions.

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Written By: Janet

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I’m a huge cum slut, but this blog isn’t about me. This is about an obedient slave that calls me every week. He is such a good boy and knows his place in my life. I’m his Goddess. He belongs to me and I can do whatever I want with him.

The first thing he does is open his mouth to take in his favorite beverage; my urine. He drinks it down like he is thirsting to death. That won’t be the last thing down his throat. He services all the men and women that I bring home. He services me. He’s perfect. He takes cum like a true champion. He’s my cum dumpster. He takes it from everyone. He’s so talented that when he eats the cum out of my cunt, he can tell me which cock it came out of. He’s a true cum connoisseur. I need more good cum dumps like him. I’m wondering if there are more out there?

Written By: Noelle

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 Happy fucking holidaze.  What do all you good boys and girls want from me for Christmas? I do know my callers, and they all are a special type of naughty. Lucky for them as everyone knows, I don’t do fucking boring vanilla calls. Of course in the end, I don’t really care what you do, as long as I have your money.

I thought it would be interesting to talk about one of my callers. To keep his privacy, I shall just call him Piss Boy. I have blogged about him before but, he’s to much fun not to blog again.

Like anyone else, he would rather drink my delicious piss, but he has no access to it. Such a shame for him. Then what does he do with his piss? Any fucking thing I tell him to do, bitches! It is sort of a holiday thing for him. I can’t wait to shock and thrill him with some of the new things I have planned. I am certainly not telling what they are. Call me, pay for me, and then you will learn it all.

Now, fuck off, and enjoy your holiday.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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  Do I usually share my calls?  Sometimes there is this one caller, can you say “fucked in the head”? Fun, depraved in a different way then moi, and FUCKED UP!  I knew who he was the minute he spoke, ah YES, piss boy returns. He was drinking and doing blow and I decided to join him in the drinking. I had a bottle of Baileys that was calling my name. 

My deviant little mind was already thinking of “pissy” tasks for him to do. I do so amuse my fucking self!  We played the shot glass game again, where he wasn’t sure if he was drinking his piss or vodka. I shall call it piss roulette. Then I had him gather a few things for moi. He fetched an apple cut in quarters, a designer brand shoe, designer underwear, his designer haircut was freshly washed, then he sat on his designer blanket on his designer basement floor. I think you get where I am going and where his designer haircut will be going.

I imagine you are either laughing now, sickened or horrified at my demented mind. What did I have Piss Boy do with these items? He played apple roulette with a  apple slice dipped in his rancid piss, he pissed in his shoe and put his foot in it, and one of my favorites was dumping the bowl of piss on his head ruining his designer haircut. Now, we were on a very long call and the more I enjoyed my Baileys, the more creative I got. I made him snort up his piss with his blow twenty dollar bill. I do not watch comedies, my sense of humor is extremely dark so you can imagine if it has me laughing, it is pure evil!

Piss Boy was to get up early and take his girlfriend and mother out for New Years Eve brunch. I gave him 3 choices. He couldn’t shower the piss smell off, he had to fill a water bottle with his piss and put in cup holder or he had to cancel. One wonder if he still has that girlfriend?

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

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        I had the funniest call the other day. We began to chat
and soon I found out my caller, who I will affectionately name Ass wipe is a size queen just like me. The bigger and thicker the better. We chatted about cocks for a while and what kind of heads we like the most but then………ROFLMFAO!

He is into things I couldn’t even imagine someone doing. He told me that his boyfriend lets him clean his dirty asshole. He also shares him with other men who fuck his face then when done piss on him. Thing is, he fucking LOVES it! I couldn’t help laughing but he was okay with that and loved when I called him ass wipe.

It gets even more nasty, if you thought that even possible. He loves being a human toilet. Well, a girl could get into having her dirty ass cleaned with a wet tongue. I mean my pucker is too cute for toilet paper. I mean there is sissy fags and then there is Philip!

Written By: Delaney