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                            Oh man, am I fucking mad!!  I’ve been using spit for lube as long as I can remember. I mean what better lube is there than warm spit right from my pretty mouth. Then some girl, not near as hot as me, goes “Hawk Tuah” and all the men lose their minds. 

Just imagine me spitting down my adorable cleavage for you to slide your cock back and forth. We like that, don’t we?  Now imagine me saying how slippery I need to make your cock before we fuck. 

Hawk Tuah, right on your sexy hard cock.  Then, of course, I lick up all my spit. 

My hot little mouth can go on and on about the uses of spit. Here is one you never thought of. Of course, with me a dry pussy is impossible, but you know older ladies like your wife.  I bet if her pussy isn’t wet enough, you can “spit on that thang”. 

Now that you know about spit, I bet you would rather it was me spitting on your cock.

Give me a call and I promise to Hawk Tuah you!

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Written By: AJ

You know you can’t take your eyes off of me. My sexy legs, my cute ass, my beautiful, sensual mouth, and my pretty cock! I know that you want me and I love teasing a guy like you. I need it down and dirty. I give as good as I get!

Drop to your knees and take my cock into your mouth. Suck me hard. Feel me get so fucking rock hard in your mouth.

Let’s do a “dirty 69” I will get you so hard by using my tongue inside your ass.

Baby, you know I got the moves to give you the best orgasm that you have ever experienced!

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Written By: Shemale Dani

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   I’m a very busy girl between work and school, so sometimes I just feel exhausted. My daddy always laughs at that, saying I’m much too young to be so tired. If daddy only knew the things I get up too. 

My whole body was sore from gymnastics and I really needed a long massage. There is this place on Elm that advertises massages. It’s a seedy looking place, so maybe they don’t charge too much?

It didn’t seem too busy and for some reason, the massage therapists were all mostly ladies in sexy clothes.  I however; went for the man with the big hands. 

I’m not at all shy so I quickly removed my clothes and laid on the table. The hot oil and his strong hands soon at me completely relaxed. Maybe a little too relaxed. He laughed when I let out a big fart. He explained it was normal and natural. So, I let out another, and then another.

I was so relaxed, I just closed my eyes without anymore worry. His hands were working their way down to my oiled ass cheeks. Then though, I felt something else. A warm tongue was licking up my ass crack, then sliding in and tongue fucking me. Maybe I was a little too relaxed because all of a sudden. Oops! 

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Written By: Delaney

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   Admit it, you always wanted to party with a sexy goth girl. You imagine black corsets, black boots, and filthy, dirty, nasty sex in odd places. You’ve always imagined it, but were too scared to even approach one. You couldn’t believe your luck when I invited you to a private party. 

What is cliché to me, is what you imagine in your dreams. We’re at a graveyard, the moon is bright, and I’m dancing in the moonlight nude. Hold on there loser, you seem to have the wrong idea about who you’ll be fucking or shall I say who will be fucking you.

    As we walk further in, you can no longer see the road or traffic. You see a group of very large black men, lights, and  cameras. You seem a bit confused. Where are the other goth girls? Where are the young ones? 

Don’t worry, it’s all under my control. It’s time for you to be the little cock sucking bitch I always knew you were. 

Written By: Poison Ivy

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I met a new boy online and I was so excited for our first meet-up; date, fuck session, call it whatever you want!  We chatted but you know there are some secrets and treats that a girl needs to keep to herself at first. Wink, wink!

He looked as good as his pictures. Sexy in a sort of shy way. We went to my favorite Indian restaurant. I’m liking him already. I can eat, trust me. I’m never shy when it comes to food and sex. 

We ate and drank, and talked. Suddenly my tummy began to rumble a bit. Just the food in my full tummy.

We got in his car to go back to my place, and oops, I had a little fart. I could have been embarrassed, but why?  He didn’t seem bothered at all. After the ride to my place, my tummy sort of calmed down.

I was about to set the mood and light a scented candle, but he stopped me. He said he wanted to smell a bit more of what he smelt in his car. I couldn’t help but giggle and of course, give him what he wanted. This one though seemed a bit messy.

He asked my why the strange look on my face. I lifted up my skirt and turned around to show him the brown stain on my white cotton panties. 

He let out a huge sigh and crawled over to me, pressing his face right there at my dirty little butt. 

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Written By: Delaney

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Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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                     I love my neighborhood, the people are so nice and always friendly. Saturday night right before the Winter Solstice, we always pile up in daddy’s big Subaru to look at all the decorations. My favorite is all the beautiful shiny colors for decorations. We have a new neighbor and he was giving treats to anyone who stopped to look and talk. His decorations were the best! He must have lots of kids. 

          Daddy wouldn’t stop for us. He mumbled something I really didn’t understand. Okay, whatever. I have a plan for later! I heard some fun rumors about my neighbor and just wanted to see for myself. 

After my brother and sister were asleep, I snuck out my window. People were still looking at the decorations and driving or walking about. I introduced myself to the man with the treats. He seemed nice enough. He had yummy gingerbread cookies and I ate several. We laughed and talked and everything looked so bright and pretty. Oh, I just love Christmas decorations. 

            What is going on? It looks like the sun is coming up. Whose bed am I in? Oh no, where are my clothes?

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Written By: Piper

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                I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

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Written By: Delaney

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            You catch me walking by while you’re in your favorite coffee shop. You don’t see my face but you’re mesmerized by my sexy, teen butt. You toss some bills on the table, as you try to catch up with me. You keep your distance as not to be caught looking. What a perv you are. 

You’re already late for work, but nothing matters but that fine ass that you’re following. Most guys would begin to wonder what I look like. Not you, though. All you care about is my perfect ass and the things you would like to do to it.

                 I go into a local breakfast place and ask the hostess a question. She tells me it’s up at the top of the stairs. You wait, watching me walk up, you can barely breathe now.  You wait to be sure and follow me up the stairs.

You see the door is closed and you odd sounds. You can tell already that I’m not a shy one. When I have to go, I’m not quiet about it. 

Your ear is against the door trying to listen more. Fuck, your cock is rock hard just imagining what I’m doing in there. You breathe in deep, hoping to get a whiff of something magical. OMG!!  The smell is amazing. 

   The door opens and you finally get to see all of me. You don’t care, do you? You’re intoxicated by my smell. I smile as I walk by and put a shitty little finger up to your hungry mouth.

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Written By: Delaney

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Will it be a trick or a treat for your hungry mouth? I really  wanted to give you the most delicious treat, but something is off. My little tummy hurt all night and I could hardly sleep at all. A girl does love and need her beauty sleep.

I got up and knew just what would help my sore tummy. I drank a cup of tea and instantly I felt my tummy bubbling. After a few perfume farts, I headed to the toilet. I pushed and pushed but nothing. I even pushed my pretty little fingers in to see what was going on. Want a smell, or taste? 

                  You’re finally here. We’re going to discuss your role as sub at my party, but this was more pressing. I lay on my bed and let your tongue get to work. You kiss my pucker and then begin making love to it. Licking, sucking, spitting, just trying to get a bit of a taste. Even a hard grape would do for you. Just nothing. 

Maybe if I get a good fucking, it will help. Of course, not by you. My tummy really does hurt. You use your tongue and with my permission your fingers. You’re getting in there really good now. I can hear you slurping. I can feel it now, hard at first, then softer, and messier. 

                              Will you get a yummy dark treat, or will you just get a trick with nothing but a fart?

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Written By: Delaney

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You’ve been checking out my ass for quite some time now. I want to let you know, I just don’t give it up that easy.

I want you on your knees where you belong. I want to hear you beg, whimper, and plead for me to back my ass up to your pathetic mouth. I’ll even be gracious enough to spread my ass cheeks for you and show you my tight, puckered hole.

Stick out your tongue and ask to eat my asshole. I laugh at you because you can barely talk with your tongue sticking out, trying so hard to reach the tip of your tongue inside me. Look at you, you will do anything to worship my ass.

Now that you’re so close, how does it smell? Your ass worshiping has just begun, loser. I just got done working out so let’s start licking up my sweaty ass juice, one sweat drip at a time.

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Written By: Gracie

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  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

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Written By: Delaney

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Seems like someone is in big trouble with me. Imagine my annoyance and surprise when I pulled down my silk panties to find a brown spot. To make matters worse, I was with my favorite fuck. I know you don’t expect him to be a clean up boy? Do you, bitch? 

            Now you have an even bigger clean-up job to take care of.  You’re in for quite the treat, as this will be so messy. Is that dried jizz between my perfect tits? Apparently it is, so get to cleaning it. Is it caked up all in my ass crack?  You have no one to thank but yourself for that. 

Spread my cheeks wide. Just look at that big, sexy mess. I suggest you put a pillow under those boney knees, because this is going to take a long time to clean up. 

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Written By: Delaney

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I’m sort of the “welcome to the neighborhood” girl.  I love meeting new people, especially men. Men are just so cool and fun. Whenever someone new moves in, I’m right there with cookies and a smile for them.

I put on my cutest shorts and tee, and grab the tin of my yummy cookies. I knock on his door with the biggest smile on my face. I hand him the cookie tin and he invites me in. I suggest maybe a little cola with our cookies. Oops, a little pill of mine fell in his cola. I hate to waste it and I’m sure he won’t notice it. 

My new friend seems to be getting sleepy. I help him to his bed and even undress him. Then I put the rest of my plan into effect. I undress and lay down next to him. He seems really nice, but I need money for summer plans and all.

He wakes up now, looking very confused. I don’t understand. He should be scared now, thinking we had sex. He isn’t at all scared. He says, I’m going to get into trouble like this. What does he mean? It’s just a fun bit of blackmail. 

No, you can’t do that! He’s spreading my legs and putting his head down there. No, please stop it. Oh, he’s licking me now. It feels so good and I tell him to keep eating my pussy. He wants more now. Oh no!! I really am getting into trouble now. 

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Written By: Piper

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                    I love treating myself to hotel stays. Lately it seems I am at a hotel more than my own home. Sometimes its a by the hour, and sometimes it’s 5 star. I was in the mood for a bit of self care, so last night was a 5 star. I love messing up those fancy sheets! The room was perfect!

                      After a long trip over, I wanted to freshen up. Rainforest shower, huge screen to watch porn, and the bath goodies smelled amazing. I filled the tub, poured a drink, and turned on some porn. Maybe a bit of girl on girl today. I closed my eyes and began to relax in the warm, bubbly water. 

         A few drinks and I begin to drift off a bit. I’m stirred by the sounds at my suite door.  It’s a girl and she seems to be locked out of her suite. I’m thinking this is odd and I really should be talking to an adult. She takes my han, and tells me she will take me to her mother. Things are getting stranger but at the same time, hot.

We finally get the suite open,and the girl plants a kiss on my lips to thank me. This is getting way more interesting by the minute. 

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Written By: Caidyn Cross

        Come closer, closer I said! What’s that on your face? I know that I didn’t see you this morning for my clean-up. Now, it’s way past time, and I already began my day. Such a shame really, as I had a huge dinner last night. I used toilet paper, and my sweet asshole, didn’t like it at all. Here you are, begging me.

           So what happened?

Did you take a wrong turn and end up in a ladies bathroom? Did you dive right in, without any concern for me? Now I’m sitting here, very much in need of a toilet slave. I’m backed up and need a long tongue to fish out those tasty shit grapes. My tampon is full and dripping down to the floor. 

I can smell her on your breath. I admit, I’m a little intrigued by her earthy scent. I might want to meet her. You, you’ll never see her again unless you want to be cut off from my gloriously tasty shit.

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Written By: Delaney

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                 My favorite place to have a drink or two and hang, is hotel bars. I am a super curious, especially when it comes to the sex lives of others. I love to watch, wait, and see who fucks who once the bars close for the night. Some nights, I just watch, but other nights, I try to join in. Normal looking, boring couples I could try to rescue or I could leave them to their vanilla sex. 

One particular night, I was not in a hurry. I was sort of in the mood for something a little different. I took my time, drank slowly as I turned down several men. I could grab a hot man to fuck any night, tonight I wanted more.  

      There was a woman sitting, and laughing with her daughter.  I could tell the girl is going to be a knock-out when she’s older. I was getting a bit bored, when the waitperson brought me over a drink from her. Why not? Someone to chat with as this night was not going as I hoped. We drank a bit more, and she sent her daughter back to their hotel room. 

  The next thing I know, I was in the elevator with her kissing me. We enter her suite, to see her companion, stretched out on their bed. He smiles at me, then motions for me to sit next to him.  Yes, I did say “him”. Is this sexy little thing a boy or a girl?  You know what? I don’t even care. Let the sexy fun begin. 

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Written By: Caidyn Cross

My ass juices are of the addictive kind. Once you have been lucky enough to taste them, you won’t be able to get enough. You already find it impossible to resist looking at my gorgeous brown ass. You try to resist but how can you possibly resist an ass as perfect as mine? Imagine how addicted you will be after your taste buds have actually sampled my Goddess juices.

You have waited all this time to build up the courage to ask your Mistress Keisha for the privilege of worshiping my ass. Now that my ass is hovering right above your face what are you going to do to show me you are worthy of sampling my perfect and succulent juices?

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Written By: Keshia

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       I was running so late this morning that I didn’t have time to take care of personal matters. I wasn’t but a few minutes into my Starbucks Carmel Frapp, when I knew my tummy was brewing.  I do love that feeling. The problem was I love to play with my clit while pooping, but I was at Starbucks. I felt like both ends needed attention.

                 I ran to the restroom, and noticed a bit of brown when I pulled down my panties. Now, I was really getting horny. My panties smelled so fucking good. Maybe if I smear a bit of the smelly, warm brown stuff on my nipples. Oh, that fucking feels so good. 

There’s a knock at the restroom door. He asks me if I could possibly hurry. I wonder if he can smell my pussy and ass? Should I? I tell him, the door isn’t locked. 

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Written By: Delaney

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                 You just can’t wait to see me in person. We met online, and we have been teasing, and flirting.  You seem to like a girl in control, don’t you? 

   We met at my favorite Mexican restaurant.  You looked so sexy in your tight jeans, and button up shirt. We had Margaritas, and ate till full. I actually have one hell of an appetite for a small girl. Guys can’t believe how much I can shove in my mouth. LOL!

We got back to my house, and clothes were off before we even made it past the front door. I was so fucking horny! I was getting this feeling in my tummy. I did eat a lot, but it was more than that. Maybe cramps?  Sex and exercise is always good for that, so we kept going. 

The room was pretty dark, and we never got around to turning on the lights. You spent hours between my legs. I came over, and over again on your face. We kept at it for hours, till we finally passed out.

I woke up to the sun coming in the window, when I got the first look at your face.  What’s red and brown all over? 

Written By: Delaney

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