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                  Are you one of those people that gets off to really inappropriate things? I promise you that you are not alone. Sometimes my sexy thoughts are so disturbing even I have to question myself.  Now that you see you have a partner in crime, let’s discuss!

Do you like them much younger than you? No worries, as I like them much older. See? We match! Maybe you are looking for the perfect accomplice. A pretty girl like me to help you along and to make you see that you are sure not alone. 

           Maybe at times you wonder what it’s like to be a girl. That’s interesting as at times I want to be a man with a big dick. 

  When it comes to our thoughts, nothing is wrong. That woman who always says no to you? Let’s bust in her home and take what we want. Do you hear her daughter playing music in the next room? 

So you see, we can be anyone and do anything we want on our calls.  Take me somewhere I have never been, let’s get nasty!

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Written By: Delaney

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Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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    I so fucking seriously hate this time of the year. Hands out, bells fucking ringing, just annoyance every where I go.  I do have a life, and really can’t escape all the nonsense. I lost Whamageddon, as soon as I entered the Pharmacy. Like I fucking said, I hate this time of the year. 

                     I was paid well to do a lame photo shoot, so now on to the bar to get obliterated. I listened to a conversation where this man was complaining  about his wife. She just doesn’t seem to get the fact he likes it a little rough. He likes his balls to be beat up. Punk music to my ears. 

    I ever so politely asked if I could help with that. He laughed, said I was such a tiny, and girly little thing. He said I couldn’t hurt a tiny kitten. That story is for another time, because hell fucking yes, I could hurt a kitten. 

               More details blah blah blah, and he was now naked, scared, and at my home. The drug I gave him had worn off and he was soon wide awake. He struggled against the leather ropes and then let out a loud moan. Ah, his tied up balls are beginning to turn a lovely shade of blue.

    He tried to beg, plead, and apologize. So annoying, but that’s what ball gags are for.  Merry Christmas, loser! 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

I have a very dirty confession to make. They’re times when only something dirty, nasty, and random will take care of my aching, wet, and horny cunt.  Last night was definitely one of those times.

I had heard some talk about ladies who go to the park and hang out in their car nude. They open the door and wait to be noticed. That seemed risky, sexy and outright fun. I figured if things went my way, I would get to fuck a couple of strangers. 

It was a beautiful night with just a bit of summer warmth hanging over. I was so excited as I removed my bra, and exposed my tits. I hope I get noticed soon. Maybe an hour passed and two men were walking my way. I licked my lips and pinched my nipples to make sure they knew what I was up too.

I must have passed out or something because I woke up to see the sun coming up. I was alone, and my clothes still off. I was so sore and very sticky between my legs. I noticed my face in the mirror. My makeup smeared and cum in my hair.  I just might try that again next time my pussy needs to be filled over and over again.

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Written By: Suzanne

   I’m Batgirl and I always get what I want. At the moment what I want is Mr. J, even with the time he paralyzed me and showed my naked pictures, I still wanted to fuck the shit out of him. Sorry Batman, it’s Mr. J for me. The only thing standing in my way is that cunt Harley Quinn.

                       I would suggest a threesome, but I don’t share. If I want to fuck Harley Quinn, it’s going to be just us two. I could trick him and add color to my hair, put on one of her outfits, and after I fucked him till he passed out, let him know it’s me, Batgirl!  He will at first think that Harley Quinn is an amazing fuck. Nope boys, it’s me who is the amazing fuck.  

                      As a girl I have always fantasized about being a superhero. I bet you have the same thoughts. Trust me, I’m a huge geek when it comes to my DC comics. Will you be my Mr. J. to my Batgirl? After all, Halloween is the time to dress up and be just exactly who you want to be.

Written By: Harley

  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

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Written By: Delaney

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Perfection is right at your fingertips. The question is… are you worthy of me? When I say I have no restrictions, I mean NONE whatsoever. I’m mostly dominant but for men who have what it takes, that certain something that makes me cream, I can be purring under your strong, rough hands.

I love bad boys and in control strong men just as much as I get off being your accomplice. Of course, if you’re scared of a perverted goth slut, well then; I’m not the girl for you. Depraved, twisted, demented, is who I am.

If you’re a little bitch that needs controlling, I’ll sense that in a minute and eat you for lunch.

What are you waiting for? You know my pale skin feels like silk and my devious mind will take you places you never dared to go. Are you a cunt or are you a strong, rough m

an who takes what he desires?

Written By: Poison Ivy

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 You and I we have a love/hate relationship don’t we?  You love me because I know you so very well but for that same reason you hate me. You stare at me just wishing you wanted to fuck me, but sadly for you, your lust lies elsewhere. It took me just a few hours to completely figure you out.

You still run to me, I’m the only one you can confess your sins to. Is it a confession when I already know or when I help you sin in the name of twisted lust? 

You’re confused because you can’t digest what you really are? Come to me because I know and understand. I’m your “depraved and immoral” girl. When you’re alone at night, you’re the most exposed and fragile, I’m the one to run to. Your perversions have a home and a safe haven with me.  

Come out to play.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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Seems like someone is in big trouble with me. Imagine my annoyance and surprise when I pulled down my silk panties to find a brown spot. To make matters worse, I was with my favorite fuck. I know you don’t expect him to be a clean up boy? Do you, bitch? 

            Now you have an even bigger clean-up job to take care of.  You’re in for quite the treat, as this will be so messy. Is that dried jizz between my perfect tits? Apparently it is, so get to cleaning it. Is it caked up all in my ass crack?  You have no one to thank but yourself for that. 

Spread my cheeks wide. Just look at that big, sexy mess. I suggest you put a pillow under those boney knees, because this is going to take a long time to clean up. 

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Written By: Delaney

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     While taking a long walk in the cemetery to clear my head, I came across it. A little hand in the dirt pile. I carefully cleared away the dirt and there she was. Tiny, fragile and blonde. I touched her hand and she was cold. She must have been carelessly buried days ago, as rigger has passed. 

A closer look revealed that she was undressed and dressed again after perhaps?  She had such pretty blue eyes. I wonder what they looked like in her last moments. Was she scared? Or was she happy to die? 

I remove her clothes to get a better look. She has such adorable little nipples. I wonder if I flick my finger over one. Did her eyes just flutter? I wonder what a dead girl’s pussy would feel like? What would it taste like? This is definitely something I have always wanted to do. I slowly and gently place a kiss on her lips. Her dead smell is intoxicating. I feel my heart beating out of my chest, as I kiss my way down. 

Written By: Poison Ivy

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 I wonder what you would see if you were a fly on my wall? You would see me dancing in my lingerie, you would see me doing fashion shows for my dolls, but most of all, you would see me finding sexy ways to get myself off. Girls my age get very horny, and sometimes my sweet little hand just isn’t enough.

Sometimes I take items from the kitchen. Maybe a turkey baster, or a carrot. Then I can eat the carrot for a tasty treat. Those things worked but, I needed more. Then it happened!  It was a night I will never forget. 

I saw this video of a girl and her bedpost. The girl was so cute, with little tits like mine. First, she sucked it like a cock. Oh, I wonder if it tasted like her pretty pussy? Then she began to grind against it. My hands went in-between my legs, as I watched.

OMG!! Now she is treating it like a big, hard cock. She slowly slide down on it. OMG, could I do it like that? I wonder? 

Written By: Teen AJ

              You couldn’t sleep at all last night. You tossed and turned. You were cold, then you were sweating. Normally you sleep like a baby, but something has been causing you to be extremely fitful.

      You drink some warm milk and lay down to sleep again. What the fuck? You smell perfume, sort of sickly sweet, but yet inviting. Your maid did clean, but that was hours ago. Now you hear a soft, sexy voice calling to you. Maybe your idiot friends are playing tricks on you. Halloween is the time for it. 

You pull out your phone and start surfing porn. You’ve never been into the supernatural. It has no appeal for you, but yet you’re looking at goth/vampire porn. The pale skin, the full red lips is giving your cock a mind of its own. 

You hear a tap on your window. If you weren’t so exhausted you might be amused, but all you could think of is what dicks your friends are. The tapping gets louder. Now she is in your bedroom. You can smell the perfume again. 

You surrender, you are mine!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

Written By: Delaney

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              Here we go again, it’s almost fucking Christmas. If I had my way, I would stay home till it was all over. Scary Christmas movies, fucking, getting tipsy, fucking, and well you get the fucking picture.  Unfortunately, I have tons of obligations, gifts, and visits. Spending time with family can be tough. There is a reason you only see them once a year. 

                    How about we have some nasty fun before that? I know what’s on your mind, you perv. You’ll be seeing your hot mother in law, sexy nieces, and all the men you would love to call daddy. Can’t have you running around with a huge hard-on, or tiny worthless thing, whatever your case might be.  

My only restriction is that I don’t do vanilla. Don’t even fucking try. With me you can be as filthy, twisted, deviant, and just plain sick as you want. I fucking encourage it. 

Oh yeah, did I forget? Happy Fucking Holidays. 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

                How is a girl supposed to sleep with Halloween on Sunday?  I am so excited for this year because my parents are out of town all weekend. My friends and I have the best plans and they begin on Saturday! You can imagine why it is so hard to sleep. Maybe if I play with my little pussy and cum super hard I will be able to sleep. I love touching my tiny, tight little body. It feels so good.

Now what is going on? I hear all these party noises downstairs, but I am the only one home. I should be scared but my daddy always said I was fearless. I grab Teddy for protection and look over the balcony. Who are these people?

They’re all in the coolest Halloween costumes I’ve ever seen.  They’re dancing, laughing and they seem to really be into kissing people’s necks. Well this is pretty odd, but so exciting.  Just watching them is making my pussy wet again. Maybe if I just finger my soft, wet pussy again, I will get sleepy.  I mean, I know this is all a silly dream. There really aren’t monster’s in my house.

Hot breath on my soft neck? What… I mean who is behind me? He whispers to me how soft and pretty I am. He tells me I smell so good. I should be scared, but he sounds so hot. He rips off my baby doll nighty and begins to lick my back.  His cold, big hand is between my legs now. If this is a dream, please don’t let me wake up!

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Written By: Katie

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                    Come on, follow me! You know you fucking want to.

You’re late on your route and it’s 10 pm by the time you deliver my package. You can’t take your eyes off of me. You’re even thinking you are imaging me. It’s been a long week for you.

I invite you in and offer you a drink. Just a bottle of water is all you want. I give you your water, and a little something more. You feel a little dizzy, but excited. You have no idea what’s happening to you. Where did all the young, adorable dancing girls come from? 

As quickly as they appeared, they’re gone. I look into your eyes and ask you why you are here? You look so confused. I hand you something that looks like a contract.

The girls are back again, but this time nude. You feel like you’re losing your mind. They hiss at you to sign it, and  tell you then the real fun will begin.

You’re helpless now.

You follow us up the long staircase. Fuck, you would follow us anywhere. 

You see that you aren’t our only victim. You notice the adorable little girls aren’t exactly girls. You have never sucked a cock before. They’re walking towards you. Their cocks are so big for such tiny girl bodies. You can’t help yourself, you reach out for the flat chested little blonde. You’re shaking, you can’t, but you have too!

                         Halloween is when the evil comes out to play!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

            Oh, so you were expecting a fancy 5 star hotel and not an abandoned crack house? It sort of sucks to be that fucking dumb. The way I have it planned, they’ll never trace it back to us. You paid me for a service and I plan on doing it right. 

When you bring her to me she is passed out. Time for me to get to work. I strip her out of  her clothes and dress her in crotch-less red panties. I apply red lipstick to her mouth and nipples. She looks just like a 1970’s street whore who has had a very long night.

She begins to come out of her drug induced sleep as I hit her with another shot. She is fully awake, but a bit confused. In her state she believes she made dates with all the men waiting at the crack house door. I convince her she asked to have it all recorded so she can watch it later. What a dumb fucking cunt she is. 

The men were promised they could run a train on her for 5.00 a person. I put her legs over her head and attach a leg spreader to keep them apart. Now that ugly mouth. I knock out all her teeth and place in a mouth spreader. She looks fucking hysterical!

    I admit. I’m getting a little bored by the whole thing. I invite several more men friends and when they’re finally done, we leave the door open for any stragglers.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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        I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

Written By: Harley

But, you can having amazing sex with it! I am all about lovin, and fucking Mr. J.  He is my fucking everything! Trust me, my alone time with him is for everyone’s safety. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot, violent, and crazy fuck.

Now where is he?

I finally find him, and he is in an alley way talking shit with The Riddler.  I have needs, and have no time for boys games. I kick The Riddler in his huge balls, and he runs off like a pussy.

Mr. J suggests we go to his warehouse, but I am ready now. I want it right here in the alley. He pulls me to the ground by my pigtails. No other man would ever get away with that. Fuck, his dick is just so good. You know, some of the best moments in life you just can’t tell anyone else about. Sex with Mr. J is one of those moments.

He rips off my top, then my skirt. He grabs my thong, and rips it off. My hands are against the alley way wall, as we violently fuck. We finish and I need to run off.

Keep crazy and Kiss your Puddin”   xx Harley

Written By: Harley

  Every year women and men flock to my Easter show. It’s like nothing you could possibly imagine. A deviant mix of sex, violence, and blood. This year will be more intense than ever. People are bored and need the kind of release only Malaya can provide.

My guests begin arriving. They look elegant in their gowns and tuxedos.  Sexy girls in bunny outfits are handing out party favors. I welcome all my guest, and the lights are dimed. 

There is several crosses with girls strapped to them. I place a crown of thorns on each of their innocent heads. I press the crowns as blood trickles down their faces. My audience is getting excited now. I look out and see a few of the men have their cocks out.  How I have missed these shows. Several tiny party favors are walking about sucking cocks, licking pussy’s, and sitting on laps. 

The girls are crying, and begging to not be hurt. My guests are voting on who will be the sacrifice of the night. I invite a few of my guests on stage to rape the girls. The night is going better than I planned, and it is almost time.

They have picked a girl to be sacrificed. I bring my knife to her throat, I smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear. 

My main show is now over, but a few are invited to remain for the second part. Join me in my perverse Easter celebration.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx