Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix

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In my younger days, I was a cock starved little nympho that would fuck any and everything. As I got older, I began to see what separated men from REAL men. It was long before I developed a preference. I like big and thick, throbbing and long. Plenty of men have tried to tell me that they had what I needed but they were either lying or delusional. You better believe that I’m not shy in telling them that! I don’t settle for average anymore and I sure as fuck won’t go near below average.

Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you little dick losers. You have a chance to have an up close and personal lesson from a real man while you watch me bounce on his cock. You can’t fuck me, but you can certainly clean my gaping pussy after it’s properly fucked. It’s amazing how a real dick can spread a pussy and that’s all that I want!

Written By: Bambi

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A lot of people think I look like that sweet, innocent girl next door. I have a lot people fooled, even my parents think I am still innocent and pure. I really have a fetish for older married men. They know exactly how to please and spoil my pussy. It seems like older men are more interested in putting my needs first. Don’t get me wrong, I always make sure my men are completely satisfied. I love to please. You’re not going to break me either, don’t be afraid to give my pussy a good pounding. If you have a big cock, that is even better. I love to be stretched out. Don’t worry I can handle it.

It seems like older men look at me in a different way. They don’t look at me and think “she’s that inexperienced girl”. They look at me and they think, here is a girl who knows what she wants. Be yourself with me and I will do the same and make sure we both have the best experience. I bet we can teach each other a few things. 

Written By: Makaylah

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Some of my girlfriends and I were invited to a Halloween party. My Halloween costume this year was epic! We looked so effing hot in our costumes. I knew we would be the hottest looking girls at the party.

When we arrived, I couldn’t believe how many good looking guys were there. So of course, me not being shy at all, I went up the guys and told them they had to be frisked by the hot cop. They were loving my hands all over their bodies. They especially loved when my hands grabbed their cock. Some guys thought it was funny and took it as a joke, and some got turned on by it. My costume was so perfect this year because I wanted to see who had the biggest cock at the party and the best way was to frisk them all!

I felt a few big ones but the biggest one was a green haired Joker with a nice, hot body. He was the winner of the night. I pointed my night stick at him and told him he needed to come with me otherwise he would be arrested. The Jokers huge cock was all mine!

Written By: Devon

I have a very naughty, sexy, well built, hot fucking neighbor. Our town homes are so close together that I can see in his bedroom window. The exciting part is he routinely puts on a show for the hot couple to the right of us. I myself have thought about those two when I am in the mood for some special time with my vibe, which is morning, noon and night!

Last night was extra dirty. He texted me to come over, and head for the room on other side of the house from where we tease each other. He was laying on his bed, his window open and showing off his perfect, big, shaved cock and balls. The head was just glistening from the dripping pre-cum. Laying beside him on the bed was a huge strap-on. Ah, we’re about to put on a special show for our other hot neighbors. Now how did he even know I love strap-on play?

I rode his handsome face, while my eyes connected with the beautiful brunette riding her lovers face. After cumming several times, I was ready to fuck the shit out of my neighbor. He raised up his legs, spread his asshole and guided in the strap-on. He was so tight but as he pushed against me, he began to open wide. I grabbed his ankles and pounded him looking at his ripped body. He came so hard it actually hit me in the face. I think it is now time to meet my other neighbors, and put on a show for him!

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Written By: Suzanne

 I have a confession. I have a thing for gangsta type men. There is something about how they look, talk and act. It makes my pussy so fucking wet. When it comes to a boyfriend, I like the more rich, gentlemen type.  If I am just looking for a rough hard fuck, it is gangsta all the way.

I didn’t time things quite right, and my fuck and boyfriend sort of ran into each other. One was coming, and the other going. Jordan was leaving after giving me the rough, hard pounding I needed when Victor showed up. I suppose time got away from me. I thought Victor might be angry, but he was drooling looking at the cum dripping out of my pussy and ass.

Jordan stood in the doorway, and was getting rock hard again. He bent me over the counter, and gave my already sore ass another pounding. I was too excited to notice right away, but Victor began sucking Jordan’s huge balls. When Jordan came, Victor was right there to gobble it up with cum and my ass juice dripping from his cock. Nothing ever surprises me, but what a sexy, hot fucking surprise this was.

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Written By: Dirty Daphne

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You could never get a woman like me. That’s why you are there and I am here, laughing at what a weak dick loser you are. You’ve been admiring my gorgeous body for awhile now but a pathetic soul like you, wouldn’t have a clue to know what to do with a body like mine. You would pull out your tiny penis and give it a little rub and squirt all over yourself. Do me and everyone else a favor and don’t even bother to get it out. You are no good to anyone, just keep it in your pants while I humiliate you for even trying.

Look at me, look at me hard and good. Do you think a woman of my stamina would have anything to do with a cock under 8 inches?

You will never measure up, loser!

Written By: Christine

Hello my pets! Just what will Santa be bring you all for Christmas this year? I know you all have been very naughty and some of you even lied to Lady Rayne. Naughty, naughty. However, the little sexy bitches who have told me the truth will get everything they crave. There is one thing we all can agree on, and that is the bigger, the better.

My dirty little liars will get huge suction cup dildos to play with, but my sissy sluts that come clean will get a real treat from their Mistress. As always, you arrive immediately when I summon you. You are dressed in all pink, looking extremely cute, little girlish and fuckable. Your eyes light up when you see this year Santa has brought you a real cock. See what happens when you tell the truth?

Before I allow you to feast on that beautiful cock, with the large mushroom head, you must take your cum ice cubes from the freezer. You look confused and wonder where this frozen cum came from. Lady Rayne found your stash where you hid the cum for later. What shall I have you do with it? Maybe you will have to wait for Christmas to find out.

Happy Holidays, Lady Rayne

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Written By:  Lady Rayne

I’m fucking this guy with a pretty big dick. He’s kind of geeky and totally not my type but his dick is huge. After the first time, he asked me how my tiny, tight pussy hole could handle his big dick? I laughed it off at first but I started to read between the lines when he started asking me some more questions. He was curious!!! I was going to teach him what it felt like to take a big dick.

The following week he came over again. This time I had a surprise for him, I was underneath the covers with my new strap on. He was a little surprised when I pulled the sheets back and told him to get on his knees. I moved to the edge of the bed and told him to open his mouth. I traced his lips with the thick head before I popped it in his mouth. He began sucking like a pro, If I didn’t know any better maybe he had done this before? Or maybe not?  He was doing such a great job. I didn’t want to take it away from him. I held this face steady while I mouth fucked him. He sucked away and pumped his dick until he shot a thick creamy load for me. The next time he comes over he’s going to have to learn not to be so greedy with his mouth and open up his tight asshole for me. I know he’s so curious to what it feels like.

Written By: Wild Whitney

I am throwing a huge Halloween Party with my sexy UCLA Coeds. It is going to be infamous. We are borrowing an empty house up in the Hills.  No neighbors around to complain about the noise or the lewd and lascivious acts that are bound to occur.  We are still working on the guest list, but you are certainly invited as my special guest. If you like blonde babes with big boobs, this is going to the event for you.  This is not your ordinary Halloween party. There will be no keg in the corner, tacky thrown together costumes, or bobbing for apples.

This party is going to be legendary. Live music by the pool, catered food, celebrity bartenders mixing your favorite cocktail. But those details don’t impress a sexy guy like you.  You want to know more about the babes. My friends and I are H-O-T!  There will be a contest for the sluttiest costume.  The girls are excited about the contest, and they are determined to let their inner slutty. sexy-self compete for the prize. I am not participating because I am the judge and my decision is final.  Maybe you can be the prize. That is you and your big thick cock and me for one naughty threesome.

Of course, once my slutty girlfriends learn how well endowed you are, they are all going to want to fuck you, so you might have to fuck a lot of hot co-eds on Halloween.

My friends and I don’t get out to party too much anymore, but this is one night of the year where it is acceptable and fun to be slutty.

Sexy Skylar

Written By: Skylar

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