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What the fuck is that between your legs? You must be suffering from SDS (small dick syndrome.) I say suffering because no woman would want you…EVER! You’re a lost cause, not unless you got a penis enlargement, and I know a loser like you wouldn’t do that. Your only satisfaction in life is hot girls like me humiliating and degrading you. Women want to be pleasured by a huge cock. They want to be stuffed and stretched to the fullest. This is something you know nothing about other than watching porn. Sadly, you’ve never been able to pleasure any woman in your pathetic life.

Your little pecker is good for one thing and one thing only – amusement! When I’m having a bad day, I will look at your picture and laugh my ass off. I will think how could anyone be this pathetic? You want to know how much of a loser you really are? When you send me a dick pic, I have to enlarge the picture with my fingers on my cell, even then I can’t see much!

If you’re in need of some hardcore humiliation, call me. I will destroy any piece of manhood you have left.

Written By: Devon

I went out with a guy recently and things got hot and heavy pretty quick. We were getting undressed when I couldn’t help but notice the lack of a bulge in his boxers. He pulled them down and I was shocked at what I saw. A tiny little useless cock. Now, I’m no size queen but there was no way I was going to get any kind of pleasure from that thing. He was begging me to put it inside, but I just couldn’t stop laughing at him. I told him I had a better idea and if he was a good boy, I would let him cum with me. He agreed and his eyes got big and round when he saw the pretty panties I laid out for him. Despite how tiny he was, it was still rock hard and I could tell he wanted a release. He slipped the panties on (which housed his petite package a lot better). I rubbed his little dick through the silk and he came in 3 strokes. He was embarrassed, but I was excited. The possibilities are endless with a good panty boy!

Written By: Noelle

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My girlfriends and I were at the park playing volleyball. It was the first warm day of the year.We were in our tiny shorts and enjoying the feel of the sun on our faces.

One of the girls hit the ball hard, and the other team missed. The volleyball rolled pretty far from us. A guy grabbed the ball and held onto it instead of tossing back to us. I guess he thought that we were innocent young girls who had not seen a lot of cocks. He only agreed to give us the ball back if we would look at his big cock and tell us what we thought of it. We agreed. I admit that we were curious, and hoping to admire a big, juicy cock. Now maybe he wanted SPH and wanted us to laugh at him. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his 5-inch dick. At first, we just looked at him and then each other. I think he was stunned when all of us hot girls started laughing so loud. He was surprised and so embarrassed that he put it back in his pants. We assured him that all of our boyfriends were eight inches or bigger. He held his head in shame, but he must know that hot girls only go for big cocks!

If you enjoy SPH, call me! I want to laugh at you too! 

Bad Little Bree 

Written By: Bree

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I know that you want to fuck me but anything under 7 inches isn’t allowed inside of me. You aren’t even close, but your begging did amuse me.

I decided that I would allow you to cum, but only after you amused me just a little bit more. I put some clothes pins and attached it to a string all over your cock and balls. I told you I would at least allow you to taste my pussy if you were a good boy. You asked what I meant and that’s when I quickly tugged at the string and all the clothes pins pulled away. You screamed… but I allowed you a taste of my sweet pussy.

You kept begging me to put it inside. I laughed. I was almost insulted. I tied a weight to your balls and told you to jack your teeny dick while I play with my pussy for you. You made little sissy noises as you came all over your fingers. You should be glad that I even allowed you to have that!

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Written By: Ginger

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix

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In my younger days, I was a cock starved little nympho that would fuck any and everything. As I got older, I began to see what separated men from REAL men. It was long before I developed a preference. I like big and thick, throbbing and long. Plenty of men have tried to tell me that they had what I needed but they were either lying or delusional. You better believe that I’m not shy in telling them that! I don’t settle for average anymore and I sure as fuck won’t go near below average.

Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you little dick losers. You have a chance to have an up close and personal lesson from a real man while you watch me bounce on his cock. You can’t fuck me, but you can certainly clean my gaping pussy after it’s properly fucked. It’s amazing how a real dick can spread a pussy and that’s all that I want!

Written By: Bambi

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I make you take humiliating pics of yourself and your tiny, little dick. I threaten to post them to every hot babe I know if you disobey me. You are childlike and you’re like a naughty little boy who likes to test his boundaries and his limits with his mommy. Well, I crack the whip. I tie you up. I tickle your balls. I run my long nails over your balls. I punish you for being naughty.

I make you give me your Amazon account, and I have panties delivered to your house. Of course, I make you spend the extra money for next day shipping when you argue about the color. I monitor the order and make you call me when I know the panties have arrived. I make you try them on and send me pics. I have quite a panty boy collection of you.

You are extremely humiliated. You get so nervous knowing that I have all this information on you. I know where you work, I know the name of the cute neighbor lady who you lust after, I know the name of your favorite bartender, and I know how little your dick is. I know your weakness. I know a million and one ways to humiliate you and ruin you. You are my bitch. You are pathetic, and you deserve this.  You are so pathetic that humiliation makes you hot and horny.

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Written By: Mistress KoKo

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You are a big guy. Tall, football player build. Just my type of guy, except that you are kind of shy. You said that you have never had a girlfriend for very long, and that makes a smart college girl like me suspicious. You must have some hidden flaw. Not going to waste any more time if you’re a loser, so I set a trap for you. 

I invite you my place. You think you’re going to get lucky tonight. Well, let’s just see about that. Let’s see if you can pass my test. I answer the door, and you see me in my matching bra and panties.  I explain that I am running late. Instead of grabbing me, kissing me, pushing me against the wall and fucking me right there, all you do is blush. LOSER! You failed the test. 

I look carefully between your legs. Yep, no bulge at all. Wow, you must really be tiny. Okay, show me! I need a good laugh. You tiny little fucker. Just jack off for me and leave, so I can find a real man to fuck me the way a hot girl needs to be fucked.

 

Written By: Bree

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You could never get a woman like me. That’s why you are there and I am here, laughing at what a weak dick loser you are. You’ve been admiring my gorgeous body for awhile now but a pathetic soul like you, wouldn’t have a clue to know what to do with a body like mine. You would pull out your tiny penis and give it a little rub and squirt all over yourself. Do me and everyone else a favor and don’t even bother to get it out. You are no good to anyone, just keep it in your pants while I humiliate you for even trying.

Look at me, look at me hard and good. Do you think a woman of my stamina would have anything to do with a cock under 8 inches?

You will never measure up, loser!

Written By: Christine

No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. I said CUM FEE not CUM FREE!

PAY UP you little dick fag!  Every pathetic loser knows they don’t cum with me on the phone and if they do, there’s a Cum Fee. Nothing is free with me, not even your jizz. I even charge for your pre-cum and I always know when your pencil dick is just starting to spit a drop.

My voice is hypnotic and highly addictive so losers naturally start stroking as soon as I speak. Nothing gets past me! I can hear your heaving breathing, not being able to hold a conversation and I can also hear the lotion on your tiny clit. I know it all!

Once your droplet comes out of your micro-penis, CHA CHING! You should feel privileged I am even letting you cum with me on the phone when I have so much better things to do with my time.

Are you ready to pay your CUM FEE?

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Written By: Phoenix

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You think Bree, the new student teacher, is hot. You want to get into her panties. She makes your cock twitch whenever you see her.

She bent over the other day when she was in the library with her students. You got a peek under her sweater. Wow, she was wearing such a sexy bra that your cock started dripping. She noticed the wet spot but no big bulge, and she smiled a wicked smile at you. 

In that instant, she knew you are a loser with a little dick. Your super tiny dick could never pleasure a hot, young beautiful student teacher like Bree.

Well, I take that back, there is one way that you can amuse Ms. Bree. She loves to tease and humiliate big guys with little dicks.  

Pull down your pants, so Ms. Bree can compare your little baby-sized dick to the little boys in her class.  You make Ms. Bree, laugh and tease the fuck out of you! 

For small penis humiliation, call Ms. Bree! 

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I have a dirty little foot slave named Teddy. He lives to worship my feet and loves when they’re extra dirty. I come home and put my feet up and here he comes crawling over to me on his hands and knees begging to take my shoes off.

I’ve been walking around in them all day and I know how sweaty they are, but that just makes his tiny little dick stick out a little harder. He takes those dirty stockings off, wads them up and breathes in deep. He takes my sweaty foot in his hand and starts to lick the sweat off of them. I lean back and watch the show. He closes his eyes and lets his tongue run all over. I especially love when he gets to my toes. He sucks them like tiny cocks. Teddy is a world class cock sucking little faggot, so you can only imagine how well he sucks on those little piggies. He’s gets his tongue in between them and takes them nearly to the back of his throat. I let him wrap those sticky feet around his teeny tiny cock and cum all over them. I also make him clean up his mess, Teddy is a cum slut, so it’s icing on the cake. Such a good little foot slave.

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Written By: Bambi

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Wow, I thought you said you were hard. I am not interested in a soft cock. Go ahead, stroke it for me. Stroke, it vigorously. It must get bigger and harder than that.

Oh, it doesn’t? I have never seen anything so tiny as yours. My finger is longer than your dick, WTF?

Wait! How do you even stroke it? Your hand totally envelopes your little dick. Show me how you masturbate that tiny thing. Oh, so that is how you do it. Two fingers, well actually, your finger and your thumb, kind of rubbing it a bit. You rub it like a clit instead of stroking like a cock. I have to get a pic of this.  

You really did not think that a sexy girl, like me, would ever put her mouth around that tiny little pathetic excuse for a cock. You are funny, making me giggle.

Little dicks are meant to be humiliated and laughed at by pretty girls. So, let me text your pic to all my hot girlfriends. You don’t make me wet, but you do make me laugh.

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So, you have a problem. You can get hard, but you become over-stimulated by pretty ladies which results in a premature ejaculation. You can’t even watch porn without spilling your cum immediately.

Oh my, yes, as your sex therapist, I can help you with your problem. Your wife enjoys your company, but you are unable to make her cum, except with your fingers or tongue. Let me examine your cock. Just as I suspected, you are below average in size! It appears that I have quite a challenge on my hands.

Turning a pathetic little loser, a premature ejaculator, and teaching him to have a satisfying orgasm is quite tricky. Quite rewarding for me, but very humiliating and embarrassing for him.

 Although I cannot increase the size of your cock, I can train you, guide you through many long, intense edging sessions. I will teach you to last longer and let the cum build up so you can have a satisfying orgasm.

Mistress Koko

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Written By: Mistress KoKo

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Tuck your little dick inside your sweet little pink panties. All my girlfriends are coming over for a sexy lingerie party. You can hang with us girls today because you possess more girly traits than masculine ones. For starters, your cock is just so tiny that it is more like a clit. Also, your ass has a round curve which is why you look so cute in panties! You are soft and small, petite and sweet, not big and strong like our boyfriends. We tease you and embarrass you, but you love humiliation. 

You are one of the girls. We tell you our secrets, we let you go shopping with us, you borrow our clothes, and we put makeup on your face. We tease you about being a girl, and you love it!

Be a good girl and you can cum in your panties.

Bratty Bree

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Hey there, Pantyboy! I have some new little panties for you. They are so soft and silky. My panties look so cute on you, especially my thongs. Your cock is so tiny that we can tuck it in your panties. You are as smooth as I am between your legs. 

It is time for a Pantyboy Party. I invite you over for an evening of fun and sex games. I talk you into putting on a pair of my panties for me. My hot roommates are waiting for you to start the show. Come out and show off for the girls, my little exhibitionist pantyboy. Shake your little ass! It makes the ladies laugh and tease you. 

You are hilarious. The night is full of so much laughter because you are walking around all night in just your panties. The girls and I surround you. You are excited but intimidated. You feel weak and controlled by girls half your age. It is humiliating but exhilarating to be in nothing but a pair of panties in front of so many giggly girls. 

Spread your legs, pantyboy, and rub yourself through your silky panties. Your cock tingles and twitches. Put your hand inside of your panties. Grab your little cock and rub that head against your panties. Put on a Pantyboy Masturbation Show for us girls. Keep playing. We guide you, control you, tell you what to do until you cum in your little panties.

The girls tease you and laugh so hard when you finally squirt into your panties!

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