Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

I went out with a guy recently and things got hot and heavy pretty quick. We were getting undressed when I couldn’t help but notice the lack of a bulge in his boxers. He pulled them down and I was shocked at what I saw. A tiny little useless cock. Now, I’m no size queen but there was no way I was going to get any kind of pleasure from that thing. He was begging me to put it inside, but I just couldn’t stop laughing at him. I told him I had a better idea and if he was a good boy, I would let him cum with me. He agreed and his eyes got big and round when he saw the pretty panties I laid out for him. Despite how tiny he was, it was still rock hard and I could tell he wanted a release. He slipped the panties on (which housed his petite package a lot better). I rubbed his little dick through the silk and he came in 3 strokes. He was embarrassed, but I was excited. The possibilities are endless with a good panty boy!

Written By: Noelle

Call Noelle @ 1-866-879-2430

Visit Noelle’s Profile 

Read Noelle’s Phone Sex Blog 

Email: noelle4yourpleasures@aol.com

I have a caller, A, and I can’t put into words how pathetic this man truly is. It’s hilarious! First, he’s married and his wife won’t even let him fuck her— she fucks HIM! She and her friends have a good laugh at his expense. Strap-on play isn’t even the best part. He cums super quick. When I do calls with him, I put the stopwatch on and time him. I know it’s hard to imagine, but he cums in less than a minute— sometimes twice! It’s soooo funny! And the girly little noises he makes. Holy cow. I laugh so hard at him. Now his wife is making him take real dick while she and her girlfriends laugh and cheer him on. I love a man that knows his place.

Written By: Bambi

Call Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245

Visit Bambi’s Profile 

Read Bambi’s Phone Sex Blog

Email- talknasty2bambi@aol.com

My boyfriend has a daughter and she is completely out of control! She just turned 18 and thinks she knows everything. He’s at the end of his rope with her and asked me to talk to her and see if that helps. I told him that I would love to, just send her over later.

When she got here, she had an obvious attitude and wasn’t in the mood to listen. I decided that I would have to take a more direct approach. I told her to come upstairs to my room. She went in ahead of me and as soon as the door closed, I grabbed her by the hair and jerked her back. She screamed and tried to get away, but I had a firm grip. I pulled her over to the bed, threw her down and smacked her across the face.

I got on top of her and straddled her face. I slid my panties down my legs and put my pussy on her mouth. I told her what a spoiled little bitch she was. I smothered her with my cunt and rubbed it all over her face. I put my hand between her legs and rubbed that little kitty. Her screams turned to moans and she was raising her hips. I slapped her pussy. I wasn’t letting her cum until she made me cum. I started grinding harder. I came hard in her mouth.

She was waiting for me to finish her off, but hell with that. I told her to get her spoiled ass out of the house. She looked embarrassed and she was going to cry. I told her to change her attitude and things would be different for her next time.

Her dad didn’t have anymore problems out of her.

.

Written By: Janet

Call Janet @ 1-866-929-0596

Visit Janet’s Profile 

Read Janet’s Phone Sex Blog

Email: cougar_janet@aol.com

      Oh, hey guys! I know you would want nothing more than to pound my sweet, teen fuck holes, but that is for only certain men. Not for you! Don’t worry, you will get to clean out my holes. Aren’t you the lucky one.  I saw how you were looking at me during PE. You like how I look all sweaty and out of breath. You’re imagining what my sweet body tastes like as the sweat drips between my perky tits and runs down my back to my perfect ass. You want to lick up that sweat, don’t you? Now you’re wondering what my pussy tastes like with a big cum load in it.

This just happens to be your lucky day, bitch! I need someone to clean me up, and that is you. Start with my underarms, work your way down between my tits. Hey bitch, did I say you could get a hard-on? I guess I need to do something to keep you from trying to put that thing near me. You know it’s way to small and you only good for one thing. Come on cuckold, get to it!

.

Written By: Delaney

Call Delaney@ 1-888-566-2337

Visit Delaney’s Profile 

Read Delaney’s Phone Sex Blog

Email: teendelaney4u@aol.com

  Sometimes they just never know what hit them. He has been peeking in my window for days now. No one looks at my smoking body for fucking free. They all eventually pay, even if it is with a pound or two of their flesh.

I invited him in for a chat and a cold drink. Lugging a mans body around unless he is fragile, isn’t the easiest thing to do. I suggested we talk in my spare room, my play room shall we say. Once the drink hit him, he was mine, and yes I spiked it. Again, my size warrants some tricky methods. He passed out and I stripped him. I restrained his arms and legs so he couldn’t move. This is going to be fucking fun! I set up the cameras and let my people know it will be a live feed.

As soon as he woke, he saw the shiny metal blade in my hand. First the bravado, then the disbelief, then the begging. He even began to cry. I was crying too, with laughter that is. I teased him with my knife as I slowly moved it down his body. I was getting so excited, I had to stop for a few and pleasure myself. That gave him a huge hard on. I did consider riding him first, but he really wasn’t my type. My knife went back to slowly making love down his body, so fucking erotic!

Details of how I cut off his balls and dick? Go find it online like the others, or give me a call. You have nothing to lose except maybe your fucking sanity.

.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

I know that you want to fuck me but anything under 7 inches isn’t allowed inside of me. You aren’t even close, but your begging did amuse me.

I decided that I would allow you to cum, but only after you amused me just a little bit more. I put some clothes pins and attached it to a string all over your cock and balls. I told you I would at least allow you to taste my pussy if you were a good boy. You asked what I meant and that’s when I quickly tugged at the string and all the clothes pins pulled away. You screamed… but I allowed you a taste of my sweet pussy.

You kept begging me to put it inside. I laughed. I was almost insulted. I tied a weight to your balls and told you to jack your teeny dick while I play with my pussy for you. You made little sissy noises as you came all over your fingers. You should be glad that I even allowed you to have that!

.

Written By: Ginger

Call Ginger @ 1-888-872-9195

Visit Ginger’s Profile 

Read Ginger’s Phone Sex Blog

Email: Aol/Yahoo-southernnaughtyginger

                You have been staring at my lovely legs and feet all night. I was out running errands, and stopped at Aroma Therapy for a bite and some coffee. No one makes it like their barista. Hot, black and with the enticing smell of Chicory. You pay for my coffee and lunch which is quite amusing. Do you think that will buy me? What a loser you are! You keep staring, and while I am tempted to smack you in the face, I decide you would make an excellent foot slave. 

I leave you an address and a time. I strongly suggest that you aren’t late. You arrive, and the door is unlocked. I call your name, tell you to follow my voice. There you are, and the look on your face is priceless. Not quite what you saw at coffee shop. Is it loser? Now get down on your fucking knees and worship me in the fashion I am used to. You eyes immediately go to my patent stilettos, and you slowly being to lick them. I force the heel down your throat making you gag like a little pussy. Ho Hum, now you can and will do better than that.

Addicted to perfect stocking feet, shiny heels, and perfect legs in stockings and a garter? Then look no more, you have found the perfect Mistress. 

.

Written By: Lady Rayne

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

.

Written By: Phoenix

Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-5809

Visit Phoenix’s Profile 

Read Phoenix’s Phone Sex Blog

Email: phoenixwillruinu@aol.com

People I know constantly ask me why I do the things I do. Look at me loser. It is because I can. No man or woman can resist me, and that is where they make their first fatal mistake.

There is this adorable little man that I just enjoy terrorizing. He is always at Planet Fitness staring at the girls. It took me a few days to notice it was my legs and arms he was eyeing. Apparently, he loves amazon type chicks with perfectly toned muscles. I decided it was time to use, I mean get to know this man.

I invited him for coffee and beignets at the Empire. My friend owns the cafe, and she puts up the CLOSED sign. Another woman comes from the back and joins us. You have this scared little boy look on your face, but your cock is clearly rock hard. Oh little man, your attraction to muscles on women is going to get you hurt, or broken, but hopefully both! If you are wondering why I am so evil, well it’s because I fucking can!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

    I talked my way into an extremely high paying job at Jacob and Stephens Law Firm. Seriously, I had no idea what the hell I was doing! I never went to law school or had the desire, but one thing I am is a great actress and bossy.

The partners were out for the day, and for the most part just had me answering phones till we could chat about the cases I would be taking on. While they were gone, I was truly bored. I decided it might be a good time to get dirt on Mr. Jacob, as eventually he would find out I was not a lawyer and my resume was fake.

Oh my, what do we have here? Mr. Jacob is a submissive, cock sucking pain freak. What a perfect opportunity to ditch this boring job, and make much more money. 

I showed up around noon the next day only to find him ready to fire me. He found nothing out but I was late on my second day. Now, that’s just a shame. I told him to put on the leash and collar that I took out of my desk drawer, and to get down on his knees. The look on his face said it all. Without hesitation, he obeyed my command. I told him to crawl to the door, lock it and shut his mouth. I really wasn’t quite sure if he was afraid I would blackmail him or if he was ready to fire his present Mistress. Little bit of both perhaps?

What I did know is this was the beginning of a very long and profitable relationship.

.

Written By: Lady Rayne

You come home from school and yell, “Mommy, I am home!”

There is silence. Mommy has not baked your favorite cookies. The kitchen is dark. Nothing simmering in the oven for dinner. You yell again for Mommy, but the house is quiet. Maybe Mommy is taking a nap or taking a bath? You hope she is taking a bath so that you can spy on her. Nope! Rooms are dark and empty. Where in the heck can Mommy be?

Her car was in the driveway. You head into your room to set down your backpack. Mommy is sitting on your bed. She is holding the ipad that you got for Christmas. Mommy does not look happy to see you. Maybe she is looking up a special recipe for dinner? You rub your empty tummy. Cafeteria food was bad today, and you are ready for some home cooking.

Calmly, Mommy has you sit down next to her on the bed. She explains she picked up your iPad that got left in the living room last night. Mommy was quite shocked to see what you had been viewing. A porn!

Naughty, naughty boy! Mommy is taking away your iPad, but first, you need to be punished. Mommy picks a very nasty, dirty porn and makes you masturbate in front of her. You are so embarrassed and humiliated that it is difficult to get hard. Mommy yells at you. You find that humiliation is exciting and that makes you hard! With a lot of nasty talk from Mommy, you are so ashamed that you squirt cum all over Mommy’s legs.

.

Written By: Mommy Morgan

I love this time of the year. Cocktail parties, shopping, out with good friends, and the anticipation of my slaves. I sometimes wonder who looks more forward to gift giving. My naughty boys or my nice boys? My gorgeous retro tree is up, and we are sipping Merlot. Next week is a special coming out party. One of my slaves has finally called my strap-on a cock after all my prodding and teasing. He officially loves balls, cock and being a jizz junkie. We went through Eros and found him his perfect fuck. When I told him he would have to share, he got extremely whiny. Lady Rayne detests whiny boys.

Are you naughty or nice? Let’s decide together.

.

Written By: Lady Rayne

In my younger days, I was a cock starved little nympho that would fuck any and everything. As I got older, I began to see what separated men from REAL men. It was long before I developed a preference. I like big and thick, throbbing and long. Plenty of men have tried to tell me that they had what I needed but they were either lying or delusional. You better believe that I’m not shy in telling them that! I don’t settle for average anymore and I sure as fuck won’t go near below average.

Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you little dick losers. You have a chance to have an up close and personal lesson from a real man while you watch me bounce on his cock. You can’t fuck me, but you can certainly clean my gaping pussy after it’s properly fucked. It’s amazing how a real dick can spread a pussy and that’s all that I want!

Written By: Bambi

Call Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245

Visit Bambi’s Profile 

Read Bambi’s Phone Sex Blog

Email- talknasty2bambi@aol.com

Anyone will tell you that I am a non-stop party chick. I love getting dressed to the nines, having a full house of beautiful people, and lots of party favors.

Last night I was a very bad girl! I just  happened to forget to invite any females. Oops! I also forgot to invite anyone but my best friend’s dad. Oops again! He came in looking surprised at the lack of cars parked in front. Even Mr. P knows my parties are legendary. I explained to him that everyone else lived far away and the inclement weather kept everyone else home. He looked me up and down and gave me this look. He wondered why I was dressed up, and why he wasn’t called about the cancellation.

I told him looking at all the food and drinks was a bummer, so we should just grab a bottle and hang in my bedroom. He was completely up for that. I guess he assumed OUR dirty secret past was no longer an issue. Fool, of course it’s an issue. I want revenge. Revenge for what? Get that dirty mind of yours in gear and you can figure it out! I told him I was going to get comfy and put on a movie.

I came out of the bathroom  with nothing but panties and a way too small tank. He smiled assuming we were going to revisit the past. Not on your life, fucker! He willingly let me restrain him to my bed. Then I texted his wife. Let the revenge games begin!

.

Written By: Harley

I make you take humiliating pics of yourself and your tiny, little dick. I threaten to post them to every hot babe I know if you disobey me. You are childlike and you’re like a naughty little boy who likes to test his boundaries and his limits with his mommy. Well, I crack the whip. I tie you up. I tickle your balls. I run my long nails over your balls. I punish you for being naughty.

I make you give me your Amazon account, and I have panties delivered to your house. Of course, I make you spend the extra money for next day shipping when you argue about the color. I monitor the order and make you call me when I know the panties have arrived. I make you try them on and send me pics. I have quite a panty boy collection of you.

You are extremely humiliated. You get so nervous knowing that I have all this information on you. I know where you work, I know the name of the cute neighbor lady who you lust after, I know the name of your favorite bartender, and I know how little your dick is. I know your weakness. I know a million and one ways to humiliate you and ruin you. You are my bitch. You are pathetic, and you deserve this.  You are so pathetic that humiliation makes you hot and horny.

.

Written By: Mistress KoKo

Call KoKo @ 1-866-949-5809

Visit KoKo’s Profile 

Read KoKo’s Phone Sex Blog

 Email: AOL/Yahoo kokowillruinu

I love being a bratty princess and I am such a little cock tease. 

.

Written By: Princess Paris

Call Paris @ 1-866-363-3798

Visit Paris’s Profile 

Read Paris’s Phone Sex Blog

Email: cum2paris4me@aol.com

 

I feel as though you have misinterpreted my brief moment of kindness. Snapping her little neck was an act of mercy that you will never experience. Her tiny little body was used, abused, bleeding and worthless once we were finished. My pale hands around her neck, then tossing her out to feed the pigs took care of a two-fold problem. Did it not? I do love it out at my deceased lovers farm. Total privacy, and lovely gross ways to dispose of remains. My high has worn off, we have no pretty play things, and I am bored as fuck.

I will give you a choice loser. Go hunt for me, or I will amuse myself by shredding your flesh with my flogger. I see, you have chosen severe pain from your Goddess. Amazing, one lash and you’re whining like a bitch. Maybe I should toss you alive to the hungry pigs for wasting my fucking precious time. You have changed your mind? Good, I much rather flog tender, young flesh.

Bring her to me. I want a tiny single digit babe with long blonde hair. No sign of tits, body hair or any sign she might be too old for our play. Off with you now, and don’t forget the party favors.

Written By: Poison Ivy

Call Ivy @ 1-866-949-6550

Visit Ivy’s Profile 

Read Ivy’s Phone Sex Blog

Email-poisonivy4phone@aol.com

 I have a confession. I have a thing for gangsta type men. There is something about how they look, talk and act. It makes my pussy so fucking wet. When it comes to a boyfriend, I like the more rich, gentlemen type.  If I am just looking for a rough hard fuck, it is gangsta all the way.

I didn’t time things quite right, and my fuck and boyfriend sort of ran into each other. One was coming, and the other going. Jordan was leaving after giving me the rough, hard pounding I needed when Victor showed up. I suppose time got away from me. I thought Victor might be angry, but he was drooling looking at the cum dripping out of my pussy and ass.

Jordan stood in the doorway, and was getting rock hard again. He bent me over the counter, and gave my already sore ass another pounding. I was too excited to notice right away, but Victor began sucking Jordan’s huge balls. When Jordan came, Victor was right there to gobble it up with cum and my ass juice dripping from his cock. Nothing ever surprises me, but what a sexy, hot fucking surprise this was.

.

Written By: Dirty Daphne

Call Daphne @ 1-866-676-9681

Visit Daphne’s Profile 

Read Daphne’s Phone Sex Blog

Email- xoxodaphne@aol.com

You have been a very bad husband. You pimped out your wife, and stole your Mother in Law’s diamond necklace. Now it is time to pay the piper. You had no idea your mother in law was a practicing witch craft, now did you dumb ass? Karma is a bitch, so now you will be our bitch.

She found me, and now you are FUCKED. You must pay her back for that necklace, but at the same time you must make financial amends with her daughter, your ex wife. You barely make enough to pay your bills. So what is fucking next then?

You could try to run, but you are bound to us and there is no escape. Think on it awhile, the answer to your problems is your two fuck holes. Yes, loser you’re going to see what it is like to be pimped out. I am going to give you lessons on just how to suck a dick. If I am into the man, I give the hottest, sloppiest wet blowjobs. Your head would blow off with excitement. Watch me so you can learn? Hardly, you pathetic loser.

Down on your knees, and do a good job so you can get your $5.00 to give to your Mother In Law. At this rate, it will take you years to pay your debt. By the time we are done with you, you just might enjoy sucking dick and getting your ass pounded.

Written By: Poison Ivy

Call Ivy @ 1-866-949-6550

Visit Ivy’s Profile 

Read Ivy’s Phone Sex Blog

Email-poisonivy4phone@aol.com

I guess forcing me as a little babe to take gymnastics wasn’t the worst idea. I am pretty fucking limber now aren’t I? I know what you’re thinking, and that will never happen. You just aren’t my type, but you knew that the minute you tried to get my attention. Now you have it, and you are going to regret it quickly!

You spread my legs and try to lick my tasty twat. My legs wrap around your head. You aren’t going anywhere useless bitch. Did I hear his neck snap? Now, that is just a shame! I really had more plans for him. I wanted him on cam for all my fuck buddies to see what happens if you displease me.

I have to admit, this little fucking adventure has gotten me hot as fuck. Call me bitch, let’s see if you are worth my time. Doubtful!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx