Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

I saw something the other day that kept me in bed all fucking day. I saw Tommy’s Lee’s fucking enormous, sexy cock. Big, thick, and perfect. When I had enough of me time, I began thinking of the fuck toys in my life. Sorry guys, none of you can even fucking compare. Then I decided maybe it was time I went on a quest. I even had the perfect guy friend to take along. 

He was so excited when I texted him. He gushed over all the clothes I suggested he wear. He seems to love pink. While applying his pink, shiny lipstick, he seemed a little annoyed.  Ah, of course for now on, especially in our quest, he will be a she. 

           Apparently, we have the same taste in bed. Bad boys!  I suggested the local biker hangout.  The huge, shiny, sexy bikes were all in a row in the parking lot. My friend and I seemed to be the only females around. The “is your cock as big as Tommy Lee’s quest begins”.

Written By: Harley

It’s been a long week already. Hasn’t it?  I bet you’re needing the exact same thing as me today. What’s that you wonder? Maybe you don’t wonder, because you know me so very well.  I’ve been thinking about you all day. I have picked out my outfit, and trust me it’s fucking sexy! 

I take a long shower making every inch of my body soft, clean and smooth. I quickly get dressed, then text you where I will be. I see you in the crowd, and you look amazing.

I can’t wait for that first kiss. I grab you hand and we duck into a dark alley. I push you against the wall and grind against you. Fuck! You feel so good. I bite the back of your neck and stroke your cock through your pants. You’re so hard for me.

  You push me away and then pin me against the wall. Yes, this is just what I have been needing and missing.

Written By: Harley

Life can be so crazy and stressful. Sometimes we just need a little private time for you and I.  No nasty, filthy roleplay. Maybe just a little. LOL. Just you and me getting naughty together. Your day was long and stressful. I can see how tight your muscles are under your shirt.

I fixed a warm bubble bath, and chilled sparkling wine for two. How does that sound, babe?

I slowly undress you, kissing every part of your body. You grab me, and push me down on the bathroom floor. Slow down now, I want to take care of you. Once in the warm bath, I begin to lather every inch of you. You sip on the chilled sparkling wine, as my warm talented mouth finds your hard cock. I slowly suck, till you explode in my mouth. 

We step out of the tub and I dry and lotion your body. I take your hand as we walk to the bed. We are far from finished, my love. 

Written By: Harley

        I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

Written By: Harley

But, you can having amazing sex with it! I am all about lovin, and fucking Mr. J.  He is my fucking everything! Trust me, my alone time with him is for everyone’s safety. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot, violent, and crazy fuck.

Now where is he?

I finally find him, and he is in an alley way talking shit with The Riddler.  I have needs, and have no time for boys games. I kick The Riddler in his huge balls, and he runs off like a pussy.

Mr. J suggests we go to his warehouse, but I am ready now. I want it right here in the alley. He pulls me to the ground by my pigtails. No other man would ever get away with that. Fuck, his dick is just so good. You know, some of the best moments in life you just can’t tell anyone else about. Sex with Mr. J is one of those moments.

He rips off my top, then my skirt. He grabs my thong, and rips it off. My hands are against the alley way wall, as we violently fuck. We finish and I need to run off.

Keep crazy and Kiss your Puddin”   xx Harley

Written By: Harley

Bless me father for I have sinned. I try to be a good person, but my deviant sex drive makes it so hard to be good.  A close friend of mine opened a little shop across from a Catholic Church. I was raised Catholic, but hadn’t been to church in ages. The Priest was young and hot. You can just imagine the thoughts in my dirty little mind. Did I imagine him looking me up and down. I had to do something to meet him and see what he was all about. Cooped up with no sex can make a man pretty twisted. My kind of man.

How exactly does one meet a Priest if they’re to selfish to volunteer and don’t go to church? They go to confession, of course.

Saturday morning I dragged myself out of a warm bed with a hot couple and went to church. I went in the confessional and spilled my guts. I told him everything from my first fuck at 12 to the couple in my bed and everything in between. He got very quiet and I could hear sighs and moans.  I got a Priest to jerk it, but I want to fuck him silly. I need for him to be talking in tongues before we’re done. 

I went into his  side of the confessional. Bless me father, for I have really sinned. I have fucking sinned more than anyone I know.  Bless you father, for now you’re about to sin in a way you can never go back to what you were.

Written By: Harley

Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

Written By: Harley

        Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

Written By: Harley

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

Written By: Harley

 You have been snooping in my bedroom again, haven’t you?  You see the sexy red satin panties on my bed. For a brief moment you think about me in them, but then your thoughts go in a very different fucking direction. You check the time, and know I won’t be home for several hours. You giggle, as you rub them against your face, feeling how soft they are. Checking the clock again, you  slowly strip as you watch yourself in my full length mirror. You put on Bump and Grind, and begin to dance as you slip on my red panties. You run your hands down your body, feeling so sexy.

You hear laughter at the door, and turn around to see me and 2 friends watching you. Don’t you look so adorable?  My girls dance with you for a few, as I pick out sexy lingerie for you. A red clincher, red 6 inch stilettos, red satin bra, cherry red lipstick, and a red wig. You look like a slut! You’re so excited, and begin to dance some more. 

You beg us to take you out for the night with us. We pick the perfect dance club. There is always hot professional men looking for a walk on the wild side. You flirt with the bartender, and you get all our Painkiller cocktails for free. That gives us all an idea. We’re all giggling but you have no idea why. I talk to the bartender and soon men are waiting in line at our table. I take their money and follow you into the restroom. You pull up your dress and take off your panties. A line is forming, and I watch you take 4 cocks at once. Quite impressive, I must say.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my Sissy Sluts!

Written By: Harley

Yesterday was the birthday of my best friend from school’s dad. I have teased the fuck out of that man my whole life. The things I have made him do were unreal. Guess who paid for my shiny red Porsche?

I wanted to do something special for his birthday. Since he was always the one in restraints, I figured a change would be exciting. My friend knew nothing about the gifts, money and blackmail. 

I sent him an email inviting him to my condo. I explained that I wanted to make it up to him now that I am older and not such a tease. I made a pitcher of his favorite Dirty Martinis and I had lots of party favors. I asked him to take a picture for later. He stripped down in record time, and began to do all the dirty things that he has always wanted to do with me. I let him lick my gushing pussy, and then he got his big surprise. I let myself out of the restraints, so fucking easy. Then I tossed his clothes out my window. My boyfriend came out of the closet and the fun began!

Cum now, you certainly didn’t think I was going sub on you, did you? 

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Written By: Harley

He asked me to come over late last night. He is always so much fun that I didn’t care what time it was. He said he wanted to destroy the bitch who cheated on him, and he knew I would help. Sure, I love to humiliate bitches who have fucked with my friends.

She was super hot, and he already had her stripped and tied to his chair. He sat on his bed stroking his cock, while I began to fuck up her little world. First, we posted twisted pictures of her on Facebook, Instagram, and twitter. She gave up all her personal info as she begged us to let her leave. Too fucking funny!

He told me all the sexual things she would never do with him. Such a boring bitch, wasn’t she? I strapped on my huge dildo and untied her. I tossed her on all fours and gave that beautiful virgin ass some action. He grabbed her by her long, dark hair and began to fuck her face. I know I would have totally enjoyed being in her place, but then I am not a boring vanilla loser. 

He got his revenge and I had a fucking blast. I did talk about her in the past tense, so you might be wondering. A girl like me never puts it in writing! Give me a shout, let’s play.

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Written By: Harley

I am so happy that the hot weather is here. I love summer and all the crazy parties my friends have. Last week was a party at the lake. As usual, the chicks went to bed way before me and any of the guys. More dick for me then! We all partied for awhile and were pretty wasted. One of the guys dared me to take on all 16 guys. Daring me is fucking amusing as I always take a dare, especially if it involves cock. We all sucked and fucked the night away. Even I can’t take on 16 cocks at once so that made for plenty of guy on guy action. The first part of the summer is always the fucking best!

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Written By: Harley

It isn’t that I am outright evil, I am just playful. Of course, if you believe that you’re in for a surprise. What exactly did I do? When I was a teen I always went after my friend’s dads. You know I just  couldn’t help myself. Now that I am older nothing has changed. Some I go after for sex, some for money, and some I just love to fuck with!

I’ve been seeing someone, and he assumed it was serious. His dad was just my type. He rode a custom Harley, hung out at biker bars, and was hot as fuck. I see no reason why a girl can’t have it all. I mean how many men marry women to be with their teen daughters?

I knew David wasn’t home, and knew his dad was. I knocked on the door, and he let me in. We fucked for the better part of the day. FUCK, he is so much better and bigger than his son. I let him go bareback because it feels so good like that.

Later that night, I met David for drinks. I could feel the cum from his dad dripping out of my pussy. I told David I really wanted him to go down on me because I was just so wet and excited. You guessed it! He licked his dad’s cum out of my dripping pussy. Oopsies!

Harley did a bad, bad thing!

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Written By: Harley

Not sure about you guys but this chick is ready for Spring. My phone sex sister has been annoying the fuck out of me, and a little trip to the lake is in order for us. Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand the little bitch, and she needs to be gang banged.  Imagine her in cute little shorts and a tee shirt showing off those budding tits.

I told her we can go camping, and I fucking hate camping. I have it all planned out. I will get her drunk, wait till she passes out then text the guys. Imagine the look on the little jail bait bitch’s face when see sees 5 strange guys waking her by ripping off her clothes. As much as I would love to watch, I know her screams will eventually get on my nerves. My plan is to hit a dive bar, pick up some guys and have my own gang bang! 

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Written By: Harley

 My best friend’s dad tried to end our rather odd but profitable relationship last night. I was dressed to party a bit, restrain him and take what I want, but he argued. He kept telling me he really had to leave and his wife would be worried. Maybe he should have thought about her before he started our affair. I laughed at him reminding him of the time I tossed his clothes out the window so he had to leave naked.

He began to beg more, but the sounds were muffled by my wet pussy on his face. As I shouted out commands, I told him how this whole thing could get a very cold turn. I could show his wife and daughter all the videos I have taken over the years. 

After I came on his face, I went for the credit cards and began shopping. Baby it might be cold outside, but not as cold as me when I don’t get what I demand!  Best of holidays from your party girl Harley.

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Written By: Harley

Anyone will tell you that I am a non-stop party chick. I love getting dressed to the nines, having a full house of beautiful people, and lots of party favors.

Last night I was a very bad girl! I just  happened to forget to invite any females. Oops! I also forgot to invite anyone but my best friend’s dad. Oops again! He came in looking surprised at the lack of cars parked in front. Even Mr. P knows my parties are legendary. I explained to him that everyone else lived far away and the inclement weather kept everyone else home. He looked me up and down and gave me this look. He wondered why I was dressed up, and why he wasn’t called about the cancellation.

I told him looking at all the food and drinks was a bummer, so we should just grab a bottle and hang in my bedroom. He was completely up for that. I guess he assumed OUR dirty secret past was no longer an issue. Fool, of course it’s an issue. I want revenge. Revenge for what? Get that dirty mind of yours in gear and you can figure it out! I told him I was going to get comfy and put on a movie.

I came out of the bathroom  with nothing but panties and a way too small tank. He smiled assuming we were going to revisit the past. Not on your life, fucker! He willingly let me restrain him to my bed. Then I texted his wife. Let the revenge games begin!

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Written By: Harley

I am so excited for October. That means Halloween and lots of parties. I start to think about Halloween just as soon as summer bikini time is over. You’re getting excited too as you are a bit of a perv and you love seeing the younger ones in their cute costumes.

You ask me if this year I can host a few parties and make sure my phone sex sisters are there. I knew it all along, you prefer the younger ones! That’s okay because so do I.  You will be renting an old building for the party. There will be lots of drinks as always.

You and I go shopping for our costumes. The thought of our accomplice play has gotten me dripping wet. I take out my phone and we both begin to look at pictures of my sister. She is so fucking hot! I grab you by the back of your head and pull your hungry mouth to my cunt. After I cum hard on your face, it is back to trying on costumes. My poor pervy friend, you are rock hard and still looking at my phone sex sisters pictures. If you fucking cum on my phone, you will lick it up!

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Written By: Harley

     I just got back from an awesome road trip, and I am trashed from all the partying and drinking. I left in a hurry, but things just sort of look out of place. What the fuck, I mean I live alone.

I went to my bedroom to take a long hot shower, and change into something to wear for a night out. Laying on my bed naked, panties wrapped around his dick was my phone sex brother. He was sound asleep. Guys always did say my silky panties were intoxicating, but they put my brother to sleep. Shit, what should I do now! I went to my toy box and pulled out restraints, nipple clamps, a flogger and a butt plug.

He was out pretty cold so I quickly put on the wrist restraints. He woke up just before I was finished, but in his sleepy haze he couldn’t stop me from finishing. I put on the nipple clamps so tight his nipples turned purple. I rimmed his tight asshole, and pushed in the butt plug.

He was finally awake enough to protest and threaten me. He should know better than that, especially with my flogger in my hand. I teased him running the flogger down his body with just some light whipping. I began to whip much harder as I got down to his rather awesome cock and balls. He was mad, and hard as a rock. I mounted him, fucked the shit out of him, and left him restrained while I prepared for my night out.

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Written By: Harley

  A close friend of mine asked if I would dance at her fiance’s bachelor party. She is one of THOSE chicks who is extremely possessive, and for some fucked up reason she thought she could trust me.

A fuck buddy of mine agreed to drive me over in his police car to make it even more realistic, and make the guys think the party was getting busted. My buddy Ray stayed, had a few drinks then left till it was time to pick me up. I could tell you about the party and how I fucked the shit out of my friends fiance, but I would rather tell you about the ride home.

A couple blasted by us in an old muscle car and Ray flashed his lights, so the couple pulled over. We both got out and asked the couple to get out of the car. Ray took the sexy brunette to his police car, and I told the man to lean up against his car for me to frisk him.  The bitch was so loud I could hear the moaning from the side of the road. I began to tease the gentleman with my nightstick, then unzipped his pants. I turned him around and bend him over the car hood and pushed my nightstick slowly up his tight (I suspect) virgin ass. 

I stroked his dick till he came all over my hand. Just then, Ray and the chick came back to the car. I rubbed her boyfriends cum all over her face and tossed their key in the grass. Now, I am thinking about how sweet her cunt will taste on Ray’s dick before I fuck the shit out of him later.

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Written By: Harley