Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

             Sometimes I need something a bit nasty to get me off.  Some might say I’m a bit jaded, but boring vanilla or a stab at being edgy just doesn’t work for me. I need, what I need! What you call jaded, I call being a dirty bitch who needs a lot to get off. 

I found an old porn of gang bangs. There was what looked like hundreds of men all lined up to fuck. They didn’t even get to cum, it was so fast. Sort of like in and then out.  Next! Fuck, that’s so hot.

I pulled out all my toys and watched. Nothing and I mean nothing was doing it for me. 

Maybe a bookstore, or even adult movie theater?  It’s a shame women aren’t allowed in bath houses.

I decided to just walk a bit downtown to see what I could find. There was a group of young men playing basketball. I sat and watched them for a bit, until they noticed me. 

One of the men approached me and asked what I was looking for. I was feeling so nasty today, I just squeezed his dick through his pants and smiled.  I told him to follow me with all his friends. I walked to the park public bathroom and motioned for them to join me. 

Written By: Harley

Admit it, I know you just sang that! It’s super true though. How fucking long has it been since I have heard that sexy voice of yours?  I truly miss you, babe. I miss your voice, I miss your cock, I miss our talks, but most of all, I fucking miss you!

What is a woman supposed to do when the man she loves to phone fuck hasn’t been around in a bit? I’ve tried to play with others, but you know what you do to me. Us together, phone fucking is just hot as in person. Fuck, maybe even hotter.

I have a plan. I’m taking out my toys, getting comfy and will think of you. Maybe, just maybe that all my intense, hot, longing for you will do the trick!  

Don’t make me wait at longer for your gorgeous big cock. 

Written By: Harley

 I know this time of the year is nothing but a pain in the ass for many.  Your wife, your kids, your employee’s all expecting something big from you. Trust me, I expect something big as well, but it won’t cost you a dime; or at least very little.

     When you arrive home, you see I’m dressed to the nines, and your black tux is laying on the bed. You sigh and wonder if I’m getting dressed for a party or dressed for bed? Not exactly bed, but I’m getting ready for you. No limos, no clubs, no designer clothes, just me. 

Join me lover?

Written By: Harley

   I’m Batgirl and I always get what I want. At the moment what I want is Mr. J, even with the time he paralyzed me and showed my naked pictures, I still wanted to fuck the shit out of him. Sorry Batman, it’s Mr. J for me. The only thing standing in my way is that cunt Harley Quinn.

                       I would suggest a threesome, but I don’t share. If I want to fuck Harley Quinn, it’s going to be just us two. I could trick him and add color to my hair, put on one of her outfits, and after I fucked him till he passed out, let him know it’s me, Batgirl!  He will at first think that Harley Quinn is an amazing fuck. Nope boys, it’s me who is the amazing fuck.  

                      As a girl I have always fantasized about being a superhero. I bet you have the same thoughts. Trust me, I’m a huge geek when it comes to my DC comics. Will you be my Mr. J. to my Batgirl? After all, Halloween is the time to dress up and be just exactly who you want to be.

Written By: Harley

 I have come to realize that no matter what fetishes a guy is into, and no matter what kind of wicked and nasty fantasies they may have; the one thing every guy wants is a girl who knows how to swallow his cock.

Look at my lips. My mouth is designed for sucking dick. I have absolutely no gag reflex and can take a cock right down the back of my throat, no problem. I absolutely would love for you to put your dick down my throat and put your hands on the back of my head and fuck my face exactly how you want too.

I’ll nurture and tease your cock with my lips and tongue. Whether it be slow and long strokes or fast, deep pumps, either way, I’ll take every inch of your cock down my hungry throat. I’m a full service blowjob queen that knows exactly what every guy wants and needs.

 I want to make sure you cum right in my mouth so I can roll that cum around on my tongue and play with it, savor it, and enjoy every last delicious drop of it.

My taste buds and I are salivating in anticipation of your hot load.

Written By: Harley

        I need to tell you before we even begin that I like it dirty, nasty, and fucked up! I’ve always been a cock loving slut and I’m ready to take on anything you send my way. I think you know where this is going and vanilla isn’t where. Keep your boring vanilla sex with your wife, and save the kink for your girl Harley.

I’m that special kind of nasty that makes you wonder where the fuck this all is going. I have the banging body all men want and the personality of a cheap whore.  

My pussy is always hot, wet, and ready to be filled with numerous big cocks. You can never tell what my mood will be but one thing you can fucking count on is that I’ll drain your balls and leave you completely addicted.

Written By: Harley

 Someone really needs to explain to me that May is for Masturbation Month? When isn’t there a month without masturbation!  Oh, I get it. Maybe you’ll just be more creative and jerk it more? Of course, you think maybe you just aren’t all that creative. Don’t you think I should be the judge of that?

You could get off by yourself, but what the fuck would be the fun in that? Are you a little shy? Not really in the mood to talk? Perfect! I love shy guys and wouldn’t it be sexy to just listen to each other getting off? 

Maybe you’re a role-play guy? I bet you have many hot fantasies for us to explore. Let’s share our stories and fantasies. 

             Happy every month is Masturbation Month.

Written By: Harley

I am a bit of an early riser.  Every new day hold so much sexiness to be had. I am always showered, dressed and even find time for a good workout before I begin my work day. I do have to laugh at calling phone sex work. I mean come on!  How many of us get to cum over, and over on our jobs. 

I have this certain caller that likes me to dress for our  playtime.  Thong, mini skirt, fishnets and boots. Only the hottest for my guy.  Then it is my pleasure to come up with a great place for us to fuck.  It can be in a dark alley, under a bridge or in a bathroom.  The dirtier the better. 

How would you like to cum today, Babe?  How would you like me to dress, and where should we meet?  I am so ready for you!            

Written By: Harley

I saw something the other day that kept me in bed all fucking day. I saw Tommy’s Lee’s fucking enormous, sexy cock. Big, thick, and perfect. When I had enough of me time, I began thinking of the fuck toys in my life. Sorry guys, none of you can even fucking compare. Then I decided maybe it was time I went on a quest. I even had the perfect guy friend to take along. 

He was so excited when I texted him. He gushed over all the clothes I suggested he wear. He seems to love pink. While applying his pink, shiny lipstick, he seemed a little annoyed.  Ah, of course for now on, especially in our quest, he will be a she. 

           Apparently, we have the same taste in bed. Bad boys!  I suggested the local biker hangout.  The huge, shiny, sexy bikes were all in a row in the parking lot. My friend and I seemed to be the only females around. The “is your cock as big as Tommy Lee’s quest begins”.

Written By: Harley

It’s been a long week already. Hasn’t it?  I bet you’re needing the exact same thing as me today. What’s that you wonder? Maybe you don’t wonder, because you know me so very well.  I’ve been thinking about you all day. I have picked out my outfit, and trust me it’s fucking sexy! 

I take a long shower making every inch of my body soft, clean and smooth. I quickly get dressed, then text you where I will be. I see you in the crowd, and you look amazing.

I can’t wait for that first kiss. I grab you hand and we duck into a dark alley. I push you against the wall and grind against you. Fuck! You feel so good. I bite the back of your neck and stroke your cock through your pants. You’re so hard for me.

  You push me away and then pin me against the wall. Yes, this is just what I have been needing and missing.

Written By: Harley

Life can be so crazy and stressful. Sometimes we just need a little private time for you and I.  No nasty, filthy roleplay. Maybe just a little. LOL. Just you and me getting naughty together. Your day was long and stressful. I can see how tight your muscles are under your shirt.

I fixed a warm bubble bath, and chilled sparkling wine for two. How does that sound, babe?

I slowly undress you, kissing every part of your body. You grab me, and push me down on the bathroom floor. Slow down now, I want to take care of you. Once in the warm bath, I begin to lather every inch of you. You sip on the chilled sparkling wine, as my warm talented mouth finds your hard cock. I slowly suck, till you explode in my mouth. 

We step out of the tub and I dry and lotion your body. I take your hand as we walk to the bed. We are far from finished, my love. 

Written By: Harley

        I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

Written By: Harley

But, you can having amazing sex with it! I am all about lovin, and fucking Mr. J.  He is my fucking everything! Trust me, my alone time with him is for everyone’s safety. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot, violent, and crazy fuck.

Now where is he?

I finally find him, and he is in an alley way talking shit with The Riddler.  I have needs, and have no time for boys games. I kick The Riddler in his huge balls, and he runs off like a pussy.

Mr. J suggests we go to his warehouse, but I am ready now. I want it right here in the alley. He pulls me to the ground by my pigtails. No other man would ever get away with that. Fuck, his dick is just so good. You know, some of the best moments in life you just can’t tell anyone else about. Sex with Mr. J is one of those moments.

He rips off my top, then my skirt. He grabs my thong, and rips it off. My hands are against the alley way wall, as we violently fuck. We finish and I need to run off.

Keep crazy and Kiss your Puddin”   xx Harley

Written By: Harley

Bless me father for I have sinned. I try to be a good person, but my deviant sex drive makes it so hard to be good.  A close friend of mine opened a little shop across from a Catholic Church. I was raised Catholic, but hadn’t been to church in ages. The Priest was young and hot. You can just imagine the thoughts in my dirty little mind. Did I imagine him looking me up and down. I had to do something to meet him and see what he was all about. Cooped up with no sex can make a man pretty twisted. My kind of man.

How exactly does one meet a Priest if they’re to selfish to volunteer and don’t go to church? They go to confession, of course.

Saturday morning I dragged myself out of a warm bed with a hot couple and went to church. I went in the confessional and spilled my guts. I told him everything from my first fuck at 12 to the couple in my bed and everything in between. He got very quiet and I could hear sighs and moans.  I got a Priest to jerk it, but I want to fuck him silly. I need for him to be talking in tongues before we’re done. 

I went into his  side of the confessional. Bless me father, for I have really sinned. I have fucking sinned more than anyone I know.  Bless you father, for now you’re about to sin in a way you can never go back to what you were.

Written By: Harley

Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

Written By: Harley

        Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

Written By: Harley

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

Written By: Harley

 You have been snooping in my bedroom again, haven’t you?  You see the sexy red satin panties on my bed. For a brief moment you think about me in them, but then your thoughts go in a very different fucking direction. You check the time, and know I won’t be home for several hours. You giggle, as you rub them against your face, feeling how soft they are. Checking the clock again, you  slowly strip as you watch yourself in my full length mirror. You put on Bump and Grind, and begin to dance as you slip on my red panties. You run your hands down your body, feeling so sexy.

You hear laughter at the door, and turn around to see me and 2 friends watching you. Don’t you look so adorable?  My girls dance with you for a few, as I pick out sexy lingerie for you. A red clincher, red 6 inch stilettos, red satin bra, cherry red lipstick, and a red wig. You look like a slut! You’re so excited, and begin to dance some more. 

You beg us to take you out for the night with us. We pick the perfect dance club. There is always hot professional men looking for a walk on the wild side. You flirt with the bartender, and you get all our Painkiller cocktails for free. That gives us all an idea. We’re all giggling but you have no idea why. I talk to the bartender and soon men are waiting in line at our table. I take their money and follow you into the restroom. You pull up your dress and take off your panties. A line is forming, and I watch you take 4 cocks at once. Quite impressive, I must say.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my Sissy Sluts!

Written By: Harley

Yesterday was the birthday of my best friend from school’s dad. I have teased the fuck out of that man my whole life. The things I have made him do were unreal. Guess who paid for my shiny red Porsche?

I wanted to do something special for his birthday. Since he was always the one in restraints, I figured a change would be exciting. My friend knew nothing about the gifts, money and blackmail. 

I sent him an email inviting him to my condo. I explained that I wanted to make it up to him now that I am older and not such a tease. I made a pitcher of his favorite Dirty Martinis and I had lots of party favors. I asked him to take a picture for later. He stripped down in record time, and began to do all the dirty things that he has always wanted to do with me. I let him lick my gushing pussy, and then he got his big surprise. I let myself out of the restraints, so fucking easy. Then I tossed his clothes out my window. My boyfriend came out of the closet and the fun began!

Cum now, you certainly didn’t think I was going sub on you, did you? 

.

Written By: Harley

He asked me to come over late last night. He is always so much fun that I didn’t care what time it was. He said he wanted to destroy the bitch who cheated on him, and he knew I would help. Sure, I love to humiliate bitches who have fucked with my friends.

She was super hot, and he already had her stripped and tied to his chair. He sat on his bed stroking his cock, while I began to fuck up her little world. First, we posted twisted pictures of her on Facebook, Instagram, and twitter. She gave up all her personal info as she begged us to let her leave. Too fucking funny!

He told me all the sexual things she would never do with him. Such a boring bitch, wasn’t she? I strapped on my huge dildo and untied her. I tossed her on all fours and gave that beautiful virgin ass some action. He grabbed her by her long, dark hair and began to fuck her face. I know I would have totally enjoyed being in her place, but then I am not a boring vanilla loser. 

He got his revenge and I had a fucking blast. I did talk about her in the past tense, so you might be wondering. A girl like me never puts it in writing! Give me a shout, let’s play.

.

Written By: Harley