Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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I couldn’t decide what to wear for girls night. I have so many sexy dresses, heels and panties that I needed some help choosing. Who better to help me decide than one of my sissy boy friends. I mean he is good for so many fucking things, and fashion is just one of them. My condo is pretty much a 24/7 party so when I came back down in my shortest dress and stilettos I noticed two of my fuck buddies where over too.

It was obvious they thought I looked amazingly hot by the bulge in their pants. Normally I would have fucked them both but I had plans, and we had reservations for table service at a very hard to get in club. I winked at my sissy friend whose mouth was already drooling. LMAO, not at me, at them, of course.

I love guy on guy action, but I didn’t have time to stick around and watch. My Uber was waiting and my wet pussy would have to wait till I got in the car. I can always count on my deviant lot of friends. While I finger banged my hot, creamy pussy, they were sending me pictures of sissy boy sucking cock and getting fucked. An awesome start of girls night.

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Written By: Harley

       I see the way you look at me, but it isn’t that you want to fuck me, you want to be me! Trust me little sissy bitch, you couldn’t handle being me. You are way to girly and giggly to be me. To be me, you must have ice water running through your veins and have no mercy with fools like you. 

Go to the garage and get ready for your company fag face. I have your pretty pink clothes hanging on the rack. I want to see your makeup perfect like I have taught you and that wig better be on fucking straight. Make sure it is pinned on so when you’re getting your face fucked it doesn’t come off. Who the fuck wants to see a bitch without her hair?

The men are on their way over and I plan on you making me a lot of cash. I did pay for your clothes, makeup and hair sissy slut. Don’t forget my cruel streak. Disappoint me and your night terrors are minimal compared to what I will do to your ass.

  Deviant Malaya Max

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As I took off my dress, I could see that look in your eyes. I had complete control of you. Not that you were lusting after my body, but instead you were envious of gorgeous new lingerie.

You were born a sissy, and you love slutty things. I tease you and taunt you into slipping into a pair of black fishnet stockings, hot pink thong and matching bra. I force you to stand in front of the mirror and describe what you see. You feel as slutty as you look. Whispering in your ear, I tell you that you look too slutty not to be noticed by horny guys with big dicks. 

Your sissy clit throbs in your thong. I really turn on my wicked charming ways. I describe big cocks for the taking. You become flushed and beg me to pimp you out tonight. You want to be forced down to your knees. Cock after cock between your ruby red cock sucking lips. 

I take you to the local pool hall. All men, no ladies, except for me and you, sissy. The men line up for you! 

You are one hot slutty cock sucking sissy! 

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Written By: Brynna

Slave, you have such a hard time saying what you really want and need. We both know a big, thick hard cock is preferable to a dildo. Sometimes when I am pounding you hard you beg for my cock. You plead for my thick, hot load of cum.

I feel it is time to cut you off till you can admit it really is a cock you crave.  You dress like a sissy slut, want to devour the cum running down my leg, so admit your needs to Lady Rayne. I won’t tell, but I will bring in a sexy man, with a huge cock to take care of both our needs.  I know what my bitch boi needs!

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Written By:  Lady Rayne

My friends and I are planning a Halloween party and you’re our guest. LOL! You aren’t exactly our guest but more like our sissy maid, cuckold, human toilet and everything else we decide. Your little teen fem/dommes will be feeling extra mean so you can plan on plenty of humiliation. We will all be dressed super hot in bustiers, silky panties, stockings and stilettos to look sexy for our guy friends who come to the party.

Don’t worry fag boi, we have something special for you to wear as well. You will be in pink panties, a necklace that says slut and ankle bracelet that with the initials CS. You can figure out what CS stands for! We can’t forget your glow in the dark pink lip stain so all the men can see their target. A little birdie told me you love putting lip stain on your nipples, lips, and clit. Oh wait, there is just one more target douchebag.

I know you love an audience so the cam will be on the whole time! Want to watch us all get fucked by big, thick cocks while you play with your clitty through your panties? Don’t worry you will have your turn. Then we will send you home covered in cum, body fluids and smeared lip stains.  Can you imagine a better night for you cunt face?

Treat or Treat, xoxo Delaney

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Written By: Delaney

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Hello Darlings

I wonder if you can guess if this blog is about you? He seemed rather confused when he told me he couldn’t understand what his wife meant when she told him she needed a real man, a man that could satisfy her. He felt that 4 inches was quite large and maybe HE should find himself a real woman, and that My Pets; is when he found me!

I demanded he get online with me and shop at one of my favorite places for toys and lingerie. We picked out some very frilly panties, a bra and a baby doll nightie. We went to makeup wigs, and then toys. When he proved to me he purchased them, I suggested we have our session once they arrived. Then he admitted what I already assumed. He already had panties, and a huge butt plug.

I insisted he dress for me and send over some pictures. He proudly sent them, and I didn’t attempt to hide my laughter. He then told me to look and see what a large dick he had. A what? No, no he had a clit, although it might have even been small for a clit. Four inches? I think not!

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Written By:  Lady Rayne

Tuck your little dick inside your sweet little pink panties. All my girlfriends are coming over for a sexy lingerie party. You can hang with us girls today because you possess more girly traits than masculine ones. For starters, your cock is just so tiny that it is more like a clit. Also, your ass has a round curve which is why you look so cute in panties! You are soft and small, petite and sweet, not big and strong like our boyfriends. We tease you and embarrass you, but you love humiliation. 

You are one of the girls. We tell you our secrets, we let you go shopping with us, you borrow our clothes, and we put makeup on your face. We tease you about being a girl, and you love it!

Be a good girl and you can cum in your panties.

Bratty Bree

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You have an unfavorable task to complete this weekend. The family is getting together to go through your Aunt’s big old house. It is something that you have been dreading. There are so many things that you would rather be doing on your weekends.

Your oldest sister has taken charge, and she has assigned you to the attic. There is a lot of old junk up there. Most of it will be thrown out or donated. It is going to take a while. You don’t have the sentimentality for keepsakes that your sisters have.

You have made your way through most of the items in the attic. There is a heavy old trunk in the corner. You open it. You find a wedding dress and underneath some very sexy black vintage lingerie. Maybe this was lingerie worn on her honeymoon. You cock tingles. You hold it up to and imagine what this sexy lingerie from the early 60’s would feel like on your body. Auntie had a naughty side. Who knew? Auntie always seemed rather conservative, but we all have a secret side, don’t we? 

You put the lingerie in a box and put that box in your car. Your sisters are arguing over some dishes and a clock. This is your opportunity to get away and head for home. You are thrilled by what you found in the trunk. 

As soon as you get home, you take a shower. You style your hair and put on some gorgeous red lipstick. Carefully, you pull on the fragile, silk black foundation garment. You attach your own black Woolford stockings. You slip into your classic black pumps.

Wow, you absolutely look stunning. You have never felt so girly in your life! The transformation is incredible. You are very sexy! You stand in front of the mirror admiring your curves. You run your fingers over the silky fabric. You are very sexy! 

Written By: Brynna

Your dick is tiny. It is cute and small. You are sweet and submissive to pretty girls. You are always playing with your little dick. 

My girlfriends are such hot babes. You know that you are not a likely candidate for ever being a boyfriend to any of us sexy girls.  We think of you as one us girls. We let you hang out with us on Girls Night. We sit around in lingerie. You are wearing a super cute pink bra with matching panties.   You can paint our toes and listen as we talk about boys. I talk about how big my boyfriend’s cock is and how much fun sex is with him. 

Sometimes we pump you for information. In the locker room at the gym, you see guys changing their clothes. We ask you who has the biggest cocks on campus.  

When we compare your little cock to a “real man’s” cock, the girls giggle and laugh so hard. You are very fun to tease because you have such a teeny-tiny dick, Sweet Cheeks! 

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  I have the cutest neighbor with the fullest lips I have ever seen on a man.  It certainly does make a girl’s mind wander. We have never talked much but ah, those lips.

I invite him over for an Irish coffee and to see where that goes. I am super fussy about my shiny hardwood floors so I insist he takes off his shoes. I notice something that looks like the foot part of purple tights. Very interesting.

After a few coffees, with more booze than coffee, he starts asking me questions about my life as a phone sex girl. I answer truthfully and soon he is confessing all. It seems those beautiful lips would love to be wrapped around a big cock.  I watch as he undresses and I excuse myself for a moment. When I return, it is with my “stunt cock” John.  I  see my neighbor drooling and John begins to fuck his face.

I get my “cock” and take him from behind. John and I are batting this sissy slut around like a toy. He begs to taste my hot, gushing pussy.  I am such a tease, I put juices on my long slender fingers and let my neighbor suck it off John’s balls.  I do love confessions!

Written By: Daphne

        I had the funniest call the other day. We began to chat
and soon I found out my caller, who I will affectionately name Ass wipe is a size queen just like me. The bigger and thicker the better. We chatted about cocks for a while and what kind of heads we like the most but then………ROFLMFAO!

He is into things I couldn’t even imagine someone doing. He told me that his boyfriend lets him clean his dirty asshole. He also shares him with other men who fuck his face then when done piss on him. Thing is, he fucking LOVES it! I couldn’t help laughing but he was okay with that and loved when I called him ass wipe.

It gets even more nasty, if you thought that even possible. He loves being a human toilet. Well, a girl could get into having her dirty ass cleaned with a wet tongue. I mean my pucker is too cute for toilet paper. I mean there is sissy fags and then there is Philip!

Written By: Delaney

      He was young and so cute with long blonde hair. A friend
 of mine asked me to let her son visit me for some training. I am always eager to train a sweet young boy in the art of being the perfect sissy slut.  We chatted first over Chambord and he denied his penchant for lingerie, cross dressing and daddies. I of course knew better.

The more he denied the more adamant I became bordering on annoyed. With a hard slap to his pretty face I told him I had enough and he needed to remove his nasty boy clothes. He shyly stripped and I took out some very frilly panties. After another hard slap he began to dress for me.

I told him I would be back up shortly and he better be dressed and made up even if it was a utterly sad attempt with his makeup. I came back up with an older gentleman. The young man’s eyes lite up as he finally admitted to himself his desires. 

Deviant Lady Rayne

Written By: Lady Rayne

Hey, white boy! You got one of those big booty black girl phone sex fetishes? If so, I’m your gal. I’m a bootilicious ghetto whore with a bitch ass attitude. White guys like fucking my round black ass doggy style where they can spank it and fuck it good and hard. Make my ebony titties jiggle every time you tap that ass.

Get it boy, get it, fuck
it harder! When I say fuck that ass, I mean fuck that ass hard and deep. I know a white boy with a hard dick like yours can hit it harder than that! 

I also have a tight bald cunt that gets wet really quick and makes guys squirm for my tight wet pussy. Or if you like dressing up in my lace lingerie and panties and getting down on your knee’s to suck give my big black cock a sloppy blowjob while licking my asshole then I’m your girl. You won’t be able to control yourself once I have you on the phone. Don’t hesitate to tell me all your dirty phone sex fantasies. We can talk about any and everything. Don’t have me waiting for long!

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Written By: Keshia