Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

   Last night phone sex Grandpa came over for a talk. I could see by the way he was eyeing my perfect, tight teen body that he had something in mind. He told me he knew how I got my new car and Gucci boots. I quickly figured out just where this was going. He plunked $500 down on the table and told me he wanted in on the action. I really didn’t want to fuck his wrinkly, old ass, but he said he would tell everyone my secrets, and well $500 was a lot of money. Now, the question was “how do I get Gramps to cum quickly?”.  

    I suggested I give him one of my sloppy, wet, amazingly hot blow-jobs. He told me he wanted everyone one of my fuck holes.  Fuck, he was getting really dirty, horny and hard. Now my only choice was to mumble to him all the dirty things I would do for and to him. The blowjob wasn’t as gross as I thought. For an old guy, grandpa has a pretty nice cock. I couldn’t believe it really. It was still sort of gross!! He wanted to kiss, but I told him since he was treating me like a whore, well whores don’t kiss.  So, I am told anyways! Once he was inside my tight teen hole he came in like 1 minute. We then made a special arrangement, and at this rate I sure won’t need a real job.

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Written By: Delaney

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Do you ever want to fuck a total freak? Admit it, goth chicks get your blood boiling. You wonder if all the things you hear are true. Bitch please, I am everything you have heard and much more. My taste for sex if incredibly strong, but I am picky. I truly doubt you would make the cut loser.

So what is it I look for in a fuck buddy? I need someone who is into and ready to play any sick, twisted, depraved games I come up with. If you’re still with me here, then you might have a chance.

I have an insanely brilliant plan, and I am ready to begin. I purchased a rather run down house in the middle of nowhere. The construction crew has been working nonstop for months. I have already taken and accepted 30 applicants. Yes, I am opening up a school for girls. I have accepted sweet docile little waifs and others more like me. I really only have space for half that amount so doing away with some will be the only solution.

You look scared? Are you a sniffling little cunt, or a man I can play with? Well fuck, you figured out very quickly I won’t just tell them their application has been denied. This is the perfect situation for both of us. I get to torture, and you get to rape. Do I have your attention now?

Written By: Poison Ivy

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Am I the only girl who wonders what the white gooey stuff in chocolate covered cherries is? It sure tastes yummy, but what the hell is it? Are you following me here? ~Giggles~ 

I was at the Godiva’s drooling over the candy, but was broke till payday. The nice lady gave me a sample, but a sample is never enough for me. A man buying a basket for his wife took pity on me, and told me he had some special ones at his house. Like chocolate covered cherries weren’t special enough. Duhh-uh.  He said it was a short walk, and not to be scared. Me scared? I am fucking fearless when it comes to men and chocolate.

We made small talk while visions of jizz covered, I mean chocolate covered cherries danced in my head. He let me in after he was sure no one else was home. He explained the candy was homemade, and that it wasn’t ready just yet. Well bless his heart, did he really think I was falling for this? Dude, I love dick and I love candy so no tricking was needed. I guess he thought I was innocent or something like that. He suggested I undress and lay on the bed. He came in with cherries and a piece of yummy chocolate. But where was the gooey jizz looking part of my candy?

He pushed in the candy and a cherry with his dick. I mean I guess it had to go in pretty far and all. I was still kind of confused. The harder he pumped the wetter I got. Then it happened. His baby batter mixed with my squirt and the melting chocolate and squished cherry. There you have it! A chocolate covered cherry!

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Written By: Teen AJ

You have been a very bad husband. You pimped out your wife, and stole your Mother in Law’s diamond necklace. Now it is time to pay the piper. You had no idea your mother in law was a practicing witch craft, now did you dumb ass? Karma is a bitch, so now you will be our bitch.

She found me, and now you are FUCKED. You must pay her back for that necklace, but at the same time you must make financial amends with her daughter, your ex wife. You barely make enough to pay your bills. So what is fucking next then?

You could try to run, but you are bound to us and there is no escape. Think on it awhile, the answer to your problems is your two fuck holes. Yes, loser you’re going to see what it is like to be pimped out. I am going to give you lessons on just how to suck a dick. If I am into the man, I give the hottest, sloppiest wet blowjobs. Your head would blow off with excitement. Watch me so you can learn? Hardly, you pathetic loser.

Down on your knees, and do a good job so you can get your $5.00 to give to your Mother In Law. At this rate, it will take you years to pay your debt. By the time we are done with you, you just might enjoy sucking dick and getting your ass pounded.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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I guess forcing me as a little babe to take gymnastics wasn’t the worst idea. I am pretty fucking limber now aren’t I? I know what you’re thinking, and that will never happen. You just aren’t my type, but you knew that the minute you tried to get my attention. Now you have it, and you are going to regret it quickly!

You spread my legs and try to lick my tasty twat. My legs wrap around your head. You aren’t going anywhere useless bitch. Did I hear his neck snap? Now, that is just a shame! I really had more plans for him. I wanted him on cam for all my fuck buddies to see what happens if you displease me.

I have to admit, this little fucking adventure has gotten me hot as fuck. Call me bitch, let’s see if you are worth my time. Doubtful!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Only I can spin and twist something as innocent as Hello Kitty and turn it into something so fucking twisted and deviant that you will have to come back for more. I understand they’re certain things lurking in your mind, dark things, things you don’t want anyone to know about. That is why you need me.

What could be more depraved than turning yourself into a nude Hello Kitty doll to lure in the party favors? I was asked to kid sit by a friend from school. I never liked her boring, vanilla ass and thought of this as an opportunity to destroy all she loves. I knew the plan the minute I stepped into the sickeningly cute (vomit) kids restroom. Gabe and his friends took care of the booze, drugs and video equipment. Lara invited several of her friends for the special party. Young, cute, tiny and underage!

Everything was set to go and my friends all began to arrive. Lara was in her room with her friends dancing to fuck knows what. I stepped into her room naked except for a huge bow and stilettos. I had all the tiny whores dress just like me with a bow and heels. Those young bald cunts looked so tempting, I was ready to play. We had them all take a special pill, the camera’s were in position and we were ready. Fuck, my friends were in a rape sort of mood, and the Hello Kitty bitches had no idea what was about to happen.

Am I afraid they will eventually tell? I am fearless and let’s just say no one remembers on my favorite date rape drug. Yeah, so you want all the fucking details? Call me, they’re a tad too explicit to put in my blog.

Maleficent Malaya

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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How to mend a broken heart?
Fuck your ex-girlfriend’s hot best friend! 

So your girlfriend broke up with you, and you are in need of some hot steamy fun? 

Arrange for me, her sexiest, best friend, to come over and pick up all of your ex-girlfriends things. When you open the door, you notice that I am wearing a very short, low cut dress. Wow, how I love to show off my big tits and sexy legs! 

Explain how devasted and sad you over the break-up and how you hate sleeping alone. 

I have always had a crush on you, always thought you were hot. I hug you and I suggest that the best way to get over her is to fuck one of her best friends. As we are hugging, I offer to fuck you any way you want. Hot, wild and rough! Do all those things that your ex-girlfriend would not do in the bedroom. I will rock your work and blow your mind. 

After all, living well, and fucking hot best friend is the sweetest revenge of all. 

Written By: Skylar

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      I have this friend that is a huge adrenaline junkie. We first met when I was an intern at a piercing place. We hit it off and I took him to his first suspension. After a few years of doing things most people couldn’t imagine, we were both feeling a tad uninspired. He kept teasing me about what huge gesture would I do for him this year on the oh so sacred..cough, cough, eyes roll back in head..V’D.

A few drinks and my mind went off in a direction no vanilla mind would go. I decided to throw him a “Bug Party.” Playing Russian Roulette with your body and infected men and women. He wanted to be surprised so I told him to meet me at the our favorite trashy motel where we party when we know it needs to be kept secret. He looked confused while we sat at the bar and I told him the room was filled with hot men and women. “Sex”, sex is what you planned?”, he said looking quite annoyed. 

I told him that first he needed to watch his tone or I would remove him of his balls and then I explained the party. He actually looked fucking scared! I could smell the excitement mixed with fear. I explained that 3/4 were infected with some sort of sex bug, and that even I didn’t know who was. Without any thought to what this could mean to his future he, let’s just say he jumped right in.

               Hardcore Malaya

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           Welcome to Ivy’s Freak Show. One never knows the deviant, decadent wonders they might find. There is nothing I won’t do if it titillates my demented mind. Please don’t bore me with your vanilla sex or you might just look down to find your balls in my pale hands being twisted and pulled. Of course, some of you might just like that. You know who you are!

If you are lucky it might be a night I have tricked some underage twats to perform for you. Want to see two little cunts stripping down and doing unspeakable acts to each other? Then again, maybe I will invite some of my friends to use and abuse you like a little bitch. One never knows the freakish delights I have to offer, for a price. Oh yes, it will fucking cost you with your bank accounts and your sanity.

What are you waiting for? Scared? I can’t say I blame you. I bring strong men to their knees and weak men do things they never imagined they could.  Pick up that phone, you have nothing to lose but what is left of your souls.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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I am a big city party girl. I have a taste for the finer things, and NYC is expensive. I realized how to make men spoil me early in life. I know how to tease and seduce. I make him hard, and put a smile on man’s face. I have a rocking hot body, and I love to show it off. I have done a lot of stripping. Now I just do private parties, much more lucrative.

You invite me to your place for a private party, just the two of us, or maybe you include your best buddies. I move my fantastic body to the music as I slowly strip. I rock my hips and put on a kinky masturbation show for you. Now that you are tantalized, take me to a private room for a rough, kinky fuck or fuck me in front of your friends. Maybe, I will fuck them too! I love a hot gang-bang!

Written By: Sarah Jesse

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  I have never seen anything like the last few days except maybe that time in New Orleans during a Red Moon. That is another story for another time but FUCK the Eclipse brought all the freaky mother fuckers out to play! Even your girl Harley was feeling extra freaky if that is possible. 

After I finished with my callers for the night, I went to a pub. My naughty, depraved band of regulars were off the chart. I had anything from rough revenge sex calls to my favorite pain slut wanting to be taken by a cloaked succubus. I almost didn’t want to log off but friends were waiting. I tossed on a sexy red dress, my favorite Kat Von D lippy and slipped on my stilettos. 

I was already wasted from drinking with my callers when I saw they were all playing pool. BORING! Not tonight, I was feeling way too fucking nasty. I climbed on the table and did a slow strip. I was doing sexy little moves with the 8 ball and the billiard cues. Everyone was cheering me on and I decided it was time to show just how strong and tight my pussy was. I slipped in a few balls, and began to push them out one at a time. From there babes, things really got wild.

Written By: Harley

Some of the time when you call me you are very quiet, you tell me you aren’t sure what it is you want. I talk to you, coax it out of you with my sweet but sexy voice. That is when I get to see the real you. The man who has such naughty thoughts that need to be set free. 

 I am wondering what it is today? Are you thinking about your employee’s hot wife and wondering if she is a slut? Maybe you’re thinking about the pretty teen girl where you get your coffee, the one with the long hair and tight, teen body? I think you want to get a little rough with her. 

You have stolen the panties of the MILF you do computer work for. Just what do you want to do with those panties? I think it is time you call me and spill it all. Tell me your wild fantasies and let’s make them come to fruition. A little shy perhaps? Don’t worry, you’re in my soft and capable hands now.

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Written By: Dirty Daphne

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  Men tell me I have the most angelic face, and they couldn’t imagine me being anything but sweet. Looks can be very deceiving can’t they? I am anything but a sweet, innocent submissive chick. Just for fun, why don’t you give it a fucking try. Ask me out to go see a chick flick, bring me pink roses and gift certificates to mundane stores and restaurants. Let’s just see what that gets you? 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

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I have been training a new slave for several months. He is progressing quite well. He has been tortured and whipped. He is trained to submit to my commands, to worship my body, and to serve my every need and desire. I have tested his obedience and devotion. Recently, I rewarded him. I placed a collar around his neck. He wears it with pride.  Now, it is time to take it to that next step.

Yesterday, I had a lavish ceremony with a few of my most beautiful girlfriends. An enthusiastic audience adds to his humiliation. I pierced my slave’s nipples and his balls. I got excited when he winced in pain and begged for mercy. I own him. He is my property. A gold ring was placed in each of his nipples. I can attach a chain between his nipples and his balls. When he gets out of line, or just for my amusement, I will tug on that chain to inflict pain. Don’t feel too sorry for him. The pain causes an erection and his balls to flood with cum. I control his orgasms.

The piercings mark him and remind him that he is my property even when not in presence. He is my submissive, my slave, my property. The piercings are a symbol of our Mistress/slave relationship. A symbol similar to a wedding ring demonstrating our bond and commitment.

Written By: Mistress KoKo

         Are you wondering what is on my mind? You really don’t want to know unless you are as deviant and cruel as I am! Sometimes my sweet face and tiny body can be very deceiving…don’t be one of those loser assholes who make assumptions. What I am telling you might be true or it just might be something I concocted in my twisted yet so creative mind while high on opium.

I purchased several sweet little bunnies for my niece but my bitch cunt sister said she couldn’t have them. Now you tell me what in the fuck I am going to do with these cute little bunnies? I watched them run and play on my living room floor and then in a fleeting, then not so fucking fleeting moment it came to moi.

Yes, make a trampling porn, between me and the bloody, cruel act I was about to perform I would make a fortune. I know there are many sick fucks out there who get off to such cruelty. Me? Who the fuck cares as I am high, bored till my after hour plans and money is king. Most chicks would be shy, pensive and probably wuss out in the end but what the fuck would you expect from me?

First a little warming up, I took one of the bunnies and broke it’s neck and tossed it to my python Morticia . Mmmm, she was hungry. I toyed with the next one running my stiletto heel over his soft fur and then SMASH one bloody pulp and several more to go.

           Cruel Sick Bitch  Malaya

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