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You are in law school, and you practically live in the library studying. Despite the amount the studying you have, you notice all of these beautiful sexy undergrad girls hanging around, wearing tiny shorts or the tightest pants. Drives you crazy and makes you hard. You don’t have time to see your girl back home. Every so often you need a break. You need to let off a little steam. You pull out your cock and watch hot porn with your headphones. You slip your cock out and stroke it.   

Ms. Koko, sexy head librarian, happens to be walking by and sees your cock in your hand. You could be expelled for exposing yourself in the library. You have a choice, face the student disciplinary board or accept Ms. Koko’s punishment in her BDSM dungeon in the basement of the library. It is not a difficult decision to make with your future on the line, but you know your poor balls are going to be blue, and your ass is going to be red. 

Welcome to the world of BDSM with Ms. Koko!  

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Cum Swapping With My BFF

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My best friend asked if I could help give her husband a big surprise for his 30th birthday. How could I refuse? She and I dressed in sexy lingerie and waited for him in their bed. The anticipation of him finding us there together was so exciting and we couldn’t help but start a little early.

He came into the room and saw his wife’s face buried in my pussy. He was surprised, but wasted to time shedding his clothes and joined us. He had a nice thick cock and was easy to share. We took turns fucking and sucking it. Sometimes he just watched us together until his cock couldn’t take it anymore and he needed a tight pussy to fuck.

When he finally blew his load, his wife caught it in her mouth and she was nice enough to share that creamy cum with me!

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So Many Daddies!

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It’s no secret that I love older men. My teen cunt craves a sugar daddy that knows how to spoil a young, tight pussy like mine. Most of these men are married and are so frustrated that they’ll give me anything just for a sniff of my panties. It’s even better when they invite their friends to join and I get spoiled even more! They love little baby dolls like me because their wives sure don’t do anything for them anymore. The only thing I really have to do is look cute and tease their cocks. If they’re extra generous, I give them a little peek. If they’re extra EXTRA generous, I give them a taste. Once they have a taste, they’re hooked and Little Libby gets anything and everything that she wants. If Libby is happy, Daddy will be happy. One is never enough!

I know there are men out there who want to pamper a teen pussy like mine. Call and let me spoil you as you spoil me.

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Moving Back Home Living With Mommy

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Times are tough! Rent is outrageous and living on your own is so expensive. You move back home with Mommy Morgan for a while. 

At first, you are worried that Mommy is going to cramp your style, interfere with your fun of hooking up with girls. Well, lucky for you that you have a very open-minded and very sexy Mommy. 

Growing up, you were the only man in Mommy’s life. She nurtured and took care of your every need. Now that you have been away from home, Mommy has quite a collection of boyfriends that spend the night. 

You spend many nights with your hand in your pajama bottoms stroking while you listen to the sounds coming from Mommy’s bedroom. Oh, she moans during sex and screams when she cums. You start to become very curious about her boyfriends. You imagine them with large cocks and a lot of stamina.

Mommy has a keen sense to pick up what you are thinking and feeling, and one night it happens.  You get invited to join Mommy and her man for a very naughty threesome! Turns out to be the most exciting, dirty, sexy, fun night of your life.

 

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Home Alone with Krista

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Since my parents divorced we have had a little bit of change around the house. Like my mom’s new husband and his son. The one good thing that came out of this entire thing is, I inherited a step-brother that is close in my age. Now that they moved in with us, I have to share a bathroom with my new step-brother. It’s been interesting when I have to get ready for class.

Just the other day,I was in a rush and swung open the bathroom door to see his enormous cock. I was so surprised how big and beautiful, and thick it was. I was so embarrassed and turned on at the same time. I ran back to my room where I found myself lifting up my school skirt pushing my panties aside. I didn’t have a toy as big as him so I shoved as many fingers as I could up my tight cunt.

Since that day, I can’t get him off my mind. I keep wondering what it would be like to have his bare cock inside me. Tomorrow everyone goes back to work, he won’t be able to resist me when we’re home alone.

 

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Will You Pass My Class?

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I became a teacher for the education of young minds. I would say what I like to teach the most is sex ed. They will need that lesson more than anything else in school. When do you ever need geometry in your day to day life? My point exactly.

I’m a very hands on kind of teacher and I think my students succeed more when things are presented to them visually. I like to give live demonstrations and after class, I give more one on one. Of course, some students need more guidance than others so I offer them a private tutoring lesson in my own home.

It’s sad when a school year comes to an end because some of these young lads have really grown into fine, young men and can pleasure me more than any man my age. On the other hand, it is exciting to get fresh, naive cock in my classroom and mold them into my perfect A+ students.

Call me and I’ll decide if you will be top of your class or the hopeless, failing student. And don’t forget; I always offer extra credit.

 

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Grocery Store Threesome

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I was getting ready to run some errands and grocery shop before my son got home as I needed to fill up the fridge. This is the house everyone comes to and those boys certainly can eat! The Krogers near me has the cutest stock boys who are always eager to help. They rush over to the checkout line because they all want to help me out with my bags. It is funny how I used to think it was because I am a great tipper. I think they’re all so cute, hot and fuckable!

This time of day the store is pretty quiet and because I had so many bags, 2 of the boys helped me out. After my car was loaded up, I went to look for my purse to tip them, but couldn’t find it. One of the boys said, “are you looking for this?” They were being silly and played keep away with my car keys. I was getting so wet, I swear I could have fucked them right then and there. I suggested they come over after work and I would give them a tip they would never forget!

I am one naughty MILF that loves role-play especially family fun and age play. Cum join me!

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Hello, I know You’re There!

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I was taking a nice, hot steamy shower and I was enjoying rubbing my new raspberry scented bath gel all over my body. I heard a noise in the bathroom so I peeked my head out from the curtain. I couldn’t believe it was my phone sex daddy sitting on the toilet with his boxers around his ankles and his hard dick in his hand! He actually didn’t see me peek out so I just went back to washing my body, acting like I didn’t know he was there.

I thought daddy would really like to hear me masturbate. I put the shower wand up my pussy while my other hand was rubbing my clit. I started moaning and I could hear daddy beating off faster. I was fingering myself deep with 2 fingers. I wanted so badly to invite him in the shower but he didn’t know I knew he was there. It didn’t take long before I had a really intense orgasm. I peeked out again and it looked like daddy did too with that big mess all over his stomach.

 

 

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FINDOM PHONE SEX

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My beauty, tits and ass have always worked to my advantage. I can make any guy do anything I want and you know what I really want……YOUR WALLET!

You know that there is nothing else important in your sad, pathetic life. You will never get a girl like me or even come close. The only thing you have to look forward to is giving me your hard earned cash. You do what pleases me and the only thing that will make me smile is when you open up your wallet to me.

I promise you that after one financial domination phone sex call with me, you will be hooked and you’ll become my instant cash slave. It will be very rewarding to you and you will feel you have a purpose for once in your life!

Your Findom Mistress, PAYton

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Teacher, I lost My Panties

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Running late for class as always! There is an important test today and what I wear is super important to me getting something resembling a passing grade. ~ Giggles, wink wink~. I picked out a mini skirt, tight little top and pink panties. I got to thinking about the panties, and why I shouldn’t wear them. Then, off to school I went.

I rushed into school out of breath when I saw my guidance counselor. He asked me to come with him to his office. ” But, but my test?”, I said. He told me he has gotten some complaints about the way I dress from some of the female teachers. Well, they can sure be bitchy! He told me to bend over to see just how short my skirt really is. Just on the day I FORGET to wear any panties.

I do as I am told, because I am a good girl. ~Giggles~ I feel his hand caressing my adorable teen ass. Then he gives it a smack, then another and another. I hear his zipper going down, and feel his hard dick against my sweet little ass. I mention the test, he groans and begins to pump my little pucker hard. OMG, I am so wet that it is dripping down my thighs. With a big, hard thrust he cums inside me and promises to take care of the little matter of my big test. 

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What Happens At Auntie’s House Stays At Auntie’s House

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You find yourself going over to Auntie’s house a lot lately because at my house, there’s no rules. Your mom and I may look alike but I tend to dress a little more sexier and I’m a bit more out going than her. I’ve always been the wild child of the family.

I think you like the fact that I’m so confident with my body and very relaxed when you come to visit. Little to no clothes are optional at Auntie’s house. Your first visit you seemed quite surprised that I just wore a see through nighty around the house with my big, hard nipples popping through and now that seems quite the norm.

I like when we have our special movie night in my bedroom and we get naked under the covers. Your mother gets mad that I let you watch Rated R movies but little does she know, you’re not really watching the movie when your head is buried between Auntie’s thighs. Opps! That’s our little secret, isn’t it baby?

Before she comes picks you up, we make sure we have one last “play” session. I give you a kiss on the cheek and whisper in your ear that I can’t wait till next time. What happens at Auntie’s house, stays at Auntie’s house!

 

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A Surprise For The Hubby Turned Out To Be a Surprise For Me!

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I wanted to surprise the hubby since he’s so good to me and I feel like I haven’t been a good wife lately. My son was going to a concert so I thought this would be a great opportunity for us to have some alone time. I went shopping and bought some sexy lingerie and a pair of strapy high heels. 

After my son left, I quickly took a hot shower and got ready for my husband to get home. I even put a blindfold on and position myself on the bed in a sexy pose, anticipating his arrival. I waited for about 15 minutes and heard the front door open. I told him I needed him upstairs. I could feel my pussy was getting incredibly wet as I heard him coming up the stairs. I could hear him entering the room and felt his fingertips on my soft skin. He unzipped his pants and soon his hard cock was in my mouth. He slid my panties to the side and fingered my dripping, wet pussy while I sucked his cock.

He got on top of me and rammed his cock into me and it felt so good. I didn’t know if I was extremely horny or what but his cock felt amazing. There was no words between us; just hot, raw fucking. When he was pumping me harder, my blindfold was riding up and I could see it wasn’t my hubby that was fucking me!!! It was my phone sex sons cock that was inside of me. It felt so good I didn’t want him to stop but knew it was wrong and his Dad would be home any minute! We changed positions and I rode his cock until he came deep inside Mommy.

I quickly shoved him out of the house and ran upstairs again and fixed the sheets back to normal. All of a sudden, I feel hands around my eyes saying “guess who?” I turned around and my hubby gave me a deep kiss. He loved my hot lingerie and he pushed me on my back, spread my legs and devoured my pussy. He couldn’t get over how creamy I was. Little does he know, it’s his sons cum he’s licking up. 

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My Slutty Little Pink Pantyboy

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You are ready for a big sexual adventure. Time to play!

I have everything ready for our night of tantalizing desires and fulfilling naughty fantasies. 

I take you to my bedroom where I have pink lingerie on the bed for you to put on. First, let’s get you into your pink panties. Next a little sheer pink babydoll nightie of Mommy’s. Last, we have a sexy pair of lace top stocking in the same matching shade of pink. You resemble decadent cotton candy. All you need is a sexy pair of heels and a gorgeous shade of fuchsia pink on your lips. Feel your Mommy’s hands rubbing you and teasing you through the front of your panties.

I see that bulge in the front of your panties, and that is a signal to me that you are ready for our game tonight. I take you by the hand, and we walk into our guest bedroom.  Mommy’s lover is naked on the bed, stroking his big cock. He smiles when he sees you, my slutty, little pink pantyboy. I help you in your heels walk over to him. I pull down your pink panties and make you touch his cock. His cock is big, long and hard. Take that cock into your mouth, and show me what a sexy little pantyboy you are for your naughty Mommy Morgan. 

 

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My New Temp Job

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I started a new temp job for some extra cash. I was told by the other ladies in the office that my boss has a thing for black girls. It kind of made sense being I didn’t have any experience when I told him during the interview. When the other woman told me he liked dark chocolate, I used it to my advantage. I wore tiny skirts with thigh highs and always made sure I missed a few buttons on my blouse. I caught him looking and he made a few comments on how good I looked and how pretty I am.

He asked only me to help him after hours with some paperwork. I knew he was gonna make a move and I was ready for it. An hour passed and it was completely professional. I didn’t think I would be actually doing real work. I was like “what the fuck?” I know this dude likes me, so what gives?

Finally I slipped my hand on his thigh and worked my way to his cock. I told him that I heard he liked black girls. He seemed shocked and said he can’t do anything because he was married. As I got up from my chair and got on my knees in front of him, I told him that I’m really good at keeping secrets. Once his pants were off and my big, thick lips were sucking his cock, his eyes rolled back into his head. He told me if I do this for him everyday that there’s a pay raise in my future.

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Cock Fight

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Torn between two lovers! What is a sexy girl to do?

Both my lovers want to take me out Saturday and spend the night with me. I like them both, and I would love to spend the night with both of them. That is my fantasy, two of them fucking me all night long. 

Unfortunately, my guys are not as open-minded as me, so I have to decide. I weigh the pros and cons. Both guys are handsome, sweet, smart and sexy.  No clear winner! 

I invite them both over tonight and explain the situation. Since I only can go out with one of the guys, they have to be pulled out of their comfort zones. If they both want to date me on Saturday, they are going to have to participate in a contest. The winner takes me out on Saturday. 

The contest is simple. Both of my guys will pull their cocks out and stroke it for me. I will listen and watch. The cock that starts to leak out first is my Saturday night date. 

Want to hear more?

 

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Cum Fee Phone Sex

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PHOENIX WILL RUIN YOU

No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. I said CUM FEE not CUM FREE!

PAY UP you little dick fag!  Every pathetic loser knows they don’t cum with me on the phone and if they do, there’s a Cum Fee. Nothing is free with me, not even your jizz. I even charge for your pre-cum and I always know when your pencil dick is just starting to spit a drop.

My voice is hypnotic and highly addictive so losers naturally start stroking as soon as I speak. Nothing gets past me! I can hear your heaving breathing, not being able to hold a conversation and I can also hear the lotion on your tiny clit. I know it all!

Once your droplet comes out of your micro-penis, CHA CHING! You should feel privileged I am even letting you cum with me on the phone when I have so much better things to do with my time.

Are you ready to pay your CUM FEE?

 

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The Perfect Accomplice

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You found the perfect little victim. You’ve had your eyes set on her for awhile now. You watch the way her short skirt rides up her legs when she’s frolicking around the playground. You are drawn to her little hard nipples poking through her Hello Kitty shirt when she gets a little chilly.

You can’t help to have those feelings every time you see her. You have jacked off countless times while watching her and even when you’re home you look at the collage of pictures you took of her petite, pretty body. You’re drawn to her in every way possible. The need to have her gets stronger everyday. Everything is in place except one thing. You need a sick, twisted accomplice that’s even more corrupted than you. You need me to lure her to you. She needs someone sweet, charming and most importantly someone she can trust. We both know I am not none of those things but when it comes to hot, young flesh, I am game.

Contact me (1.866.481.6236) to set up the most deviant accomplice call. Your victim may be yours sooner than you think.

 

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Spring Fling Phone Sex

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Every man has thought about cheating on their wife. When you see a young, hot and sexy body like mine your cock can’t help but to get hard. Your naughty mind starts to wander and think what my ass would look like bent over in front of your face. Or, how good my pussy would feel when you slide deep inside me. You’re wanting to fuck me in every position possible.

The weather is getting warmer and it’s time for your cock to come out of hibernation. You are in indefinite need of a spring fling. It’s not really cheating but fucking me will feel better than the real thing. It’s something you have been wanting for a long time but just haven’t made the call.

You can finally unleash your secrets and have a deeper connection with someone who won’t judge. Don’t wait any longer, my young, wet pussy is waiting for you.

 

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My Phone Sex Daddy Got Me Pregnant!

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You see what happens when you come into my room late at night? You were being sneaky again and crawling into my bed naked and fondling your little girl. Well too many times of this and guess what? You got your baby girl pregnant. Just look at my big, swollen, lactating tits. What am I suppose to do with my leaky breasts? Will you suck my milky nipples while you fuck my pregnant pussy?

I love telling all my friends my phone sex daddy knocked me up. In fact, they’re so jealous of me that they want to come over and have daddy cum in them too so we all can be pregnant. I don’t think you will mind impregnating all my cute little friends, will you daddy?

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Cock Kisses

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   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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